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Yesterday, I ate a clock. It was time consuming.","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:ostatus","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ostatus"}},"id":"tag:social.mayfirst.org,2019-06-06:noticeId=3913793:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.mayfirst.org,2019-06-06:noticeId=3913793:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"!joke<\/a>
Yesterday, I ate a clock. It was time consuming.","url":"https:\/\/social.mayfirst.org\/notice\/3913793","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"location":{"objectType":"place","position":"+42.36411-71.18684\/","lat":"42.3641088","lon":"-71.1868416"},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/group","id":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/group\/14\/id"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.mayfirst.org,2019-06-06:objectType=thread:nonce=8dff250a3b016fc8","conversation_url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/conversation\/361162","notice_info":{"local_id":"831614","source":"ostatus"}},"published":"2019-06-06T14:07:44+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Jonkman Microblog","url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.mayfirst.org\/notice\/3913793"},{"actor":{"id":"http:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/user\/1","displayName":"Storm Dragon","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-48-20200131131224.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-24-20200131162940.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"333"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). 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I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","addresses":{"formatted":"\/terrafirma\/USA\/NC"},"urls":[{"type":"homepage","value":"https:\/\/billysballoons.com","primary":"true"}]}},"content":"!joke<\/a> Q: What does a straight rooster say? A: Cock a doodle doo! Q: What does a backwards rooster say? A: !ood eldood a kcoC Q: What does a gay rooster say? A: Any cock'll doo! ","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:ostatus","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ostatus"}},"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-07:noticeId=537493:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-07:noticeId=537493:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"!joke<\/a> Q: What does a straight rooster say? A: Cock a doodle doo! Q: What does a backwards rooster say? A: !ood eldood a kcoC Q: What does a gay rooster say? A: Any cock'll doo! 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Because the cows have horns. !joke<\/a> ","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/537444","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"tags":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/object\/hashtag","displayName":"joke"}]},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/group","id":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/group\/14\/id"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-06:objectType=thread:nonce=5b98d82445304699","conversation_url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/conversation\/341182","notice_info":{"local_id":"765007","source":"ostatus"}},"published":"2019-02-06T22:03:35+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Jonkman Microblog","url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/537444"},{"actor":{"id":"http:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/user\/1","displayName":"Storm Dragon","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-48-20200131131224.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-24-20200131162940.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"333"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). 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I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","addresses":{"formatted":"\/terrafirma\/USA\/NC"},"urls":[{"type":"homepage","value":"https:\/\/billysballoons.com","primary":"true"}]}},"content":"!joke<\/a> The best thing about X.509 jokes is that you can revoke them if they aren't funny. - kaiengert ","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:ostatus","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ostatus"}},"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-06:noticeId=537258:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-06:noticeId=537258:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"!joke<\/a> The best thing about X.509 jokes is that you can revoke them if they aren't funny. - kaiengert ","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/537258","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"tags":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/object\/hashtag","displayName":"joke"}]},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/group","id":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/group\/14\/id"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-06:objectType=thread:nonce=09cc9476757c10f2","conversation_url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/conversation\/341040","notice_info":{"local_id":"765008","source":"ostatus"}},"published":"2019-02-06T04:33:32+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Jonkman Microblog","url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/537258"},{"actor":{"id":"http:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/user\/1","displayName":"Storm Dragon","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-48-20200131131224.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-24-20200131162940.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"333"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/storm","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"storm","displayName":"Storm Dragon","note":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","addresses":{"formatted":"\/terrafirma\/USA\/NC"},"urls":[{"type":"homepage","value":"https:\/\/billysballoons.com","primary":"true"}]}},"content":"A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, \"Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these.\" The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. I'll give you a hint,\" said the teacher. \"It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time.\" Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, \"Quick! Spit 'em out! They're assholes!\" !joke<\/a> ","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:ostatus","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ostatus"}},"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-05:noticeId=537193:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-05:noticeId=537193:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, \"Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these.\" The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. I'll give you a hint,\" said the teacher. \"It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time.\" Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, \"Quick! Spit 'em out! 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I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","addresses":{"formatted":"\/terrafirma\/USA\/NC"},"urls":[{"type":"homepage","value":"https:\/\/billysballoons.com","primary":"true"}]}},"content":"!joke<\/a> Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Because they arrr! ","generator":{"id":"tag:gs.jonkman.ca,2024-03-28:notice-source:share","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"share"}},"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-05:noticeId=537004:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-05:noticeId=537004:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"!joke<\/a> Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Because they arrr! 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I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/storm","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"storm","displayName":"Storm Dragon","note":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","addresses":{"formatted":"\/terrafirma\/USA\/NC"},"urls":[{"type":"homepage","value":"https:\/\/billysballoons.com","primary":"true"}]}},"content":"Knock knock: Whose there? Little old lady: Little old lady who? Awesome yodeling! !joke<\/a> ","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:ostatus","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ostatus"}},"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-01:noticeId=536468:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-01:noticeId=536468:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"Knock knock: Whose there? Little old lady: Little old lady who? Awesome yodeling! !joke<\/a> ","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/536468","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"tags":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/object\/hashtag","displayName":"joke"}]},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/group","id":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/group\/14\/id"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-01:objectType=thread:nonce=0cdc4f364a33205e","conversation_url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/conversation\/340501","notice_info":{"local_id":"765015","source":"ostatus"}},"published":"2019-02-01T22:03:17+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Jonkman Microblog","url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/536468"},{"actor":{"id":"http:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/user\/1","displayName":"Storm Dragon","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-48-20200131131224.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-24-20200131162940.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"333"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/storm","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"storm","displayName":"Storm Dragon","note":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","addresses":{"formatted":"\/terrafirma\/USA\/NC"},"urls":[{"type":"homepage","value":"https:\/\/billysballoons.com","primary":"true"}]}},"content":"!joke<\/a> Confucius say, \"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.\" ","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:ostatus","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ostatus"}},"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-01:noticeId=536307:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-01:noticeId=536307:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"!joke<\/a> Confucius say, \"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.\" ","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/536307","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"tags":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/object\/hashtag","displayName":"joke"}]},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/group","id":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/group\/14\/id"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-02-01:objectType=thread:nonce=cb6f2d1739deab20","conversation_url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/conversation\/340391","notice_info":{"local_id":"765016","source":"ostatus"}},"published":"2019-02-01T04:33:13+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Jonkman Microblog","url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/536307"},{"actor":{"id":"http:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/user\/1","displayName":"Storm Dragon","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-48-20200131131224.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-24-20200131162940.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"333"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/storm","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"storm","displayName":"Storm Dragon","note":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","addresses":{"formatted":"\/terrafirma\/USA\/NC"},"urls":[{"type":"homepage","value":"https:\/\/billysballoons.com","primary":"true"}]}},"content":"Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, \"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?\" \"None,\" replied Johnny, \"cause the rest would fly away.\" \"Well, the answer is four,\" said the teacher, \"but I like the way you're thinking.\" Little Johnny says, \"I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?\" \"Well,\" said the teacher nervously, \"I guess the one sucking the cone.\" \"No,\" said Little Johnny, \"the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking.\" !joke<\/a> ","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:ostatus","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ostatus"}},"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-01-31:noticeId=536262:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-01-31:noticeId=536262:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, \"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?\" \"None,\" replied Johnny, \"cause the rest would fly away.\" \"Well, the answer is four,\" said the teacher, \"but I like the way you're thinking.\" Little Johnny says, \"I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?\" \"Well,\" said the teacher nervously, \"I guess the one sucking the cone.\" \"No,\" said Little Johnny, \"the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking.\" !joke<\/a> ","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/536262","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"tags":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/object\/hashtag","displayName":"joke"}]},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/group","id":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/group\/14\/id"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-01-31:objectType=thread:nonce=4b067ca1a595dd5a","conversation_url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/conversation\/340367","notice_info":{"local_id":"765017","source":"ostatus"}},"published":"2019-01-31T22:03:14+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Jonkman Microblog","url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/536262"},{"actor":{"id":"http:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/user\/1","displayName":"Storm Dragon","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-48-20200131131224.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-24-20200131162940.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"333"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/storm","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"storm","displayName":"Storm Dragon","note":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","addresses":{"formatted":"\/terrafirma\/USA\/NC"},"urls":[{"type":"homepage","value":"https:\/\/billysballoons.com","primary":"true"}]}},"content":"!joke<\/a> The problem with PGP jokes is that you have to tell them to everyone individually - olix0r ","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:ostatus","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ostatus"}},"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-01-31:noticeId=536085:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-01-31:noticeId=536085:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"!joke<\/a> The problem with PGP jokes is that you have to tell them to everyone individually - olix0r ","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/536085","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"tags":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/object\/hashtag","displayName":"joke"}]},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/group","id":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/group\/14\/id"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-01-31:objectType=thread:nonce=44dba4e0c1581a9d","conversation_url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/conversation\/340259","notice_info":{"local_id":"765019","source":"ostatus"}},"published":"2019-01-31T04:33:09+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Jonkman Microblog","url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/536085"},{"actor":{"id":"http:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/user\/1","displayName":"Storm Dragon","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-48-20200131131224.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-24-20200131162940.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"333"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/storm","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"storm","displayName":"Storm Dragon","note":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","addresses":{"formatted":"\/terrafirma\/USA\/NC"},"urls":[{"type":"homepage","value":"https:\/\/billysballoons.com","primary":"true"}]}},"content":"I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing. !joke<\/a> ","generator":{"id":"tag:gs.jonkman.ca,2024-03-28:notice-source:share","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"share"}},"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-01-30:noticeId=536041:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-01-30:noticeId=536041:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing. !joke<\/a> ","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/536041","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"tags":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/object\/hashtag","displayName":"joke"}]},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/group","id":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/group\/14\/id"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/conversation\/340242","conversation_url":"https:\/\/social.mayfirst.org\/conversation\/3784713","notice_info":{"local_id":"748741","source":"share"}},"published":"2019-01-30T22:03:10+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Jonkman Microblog","url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/536041"},{"actor":{"id":"http:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/user\/1","displayName":"Storm Dragon","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-48-20200131131224.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-24-20200131162940.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"333"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/storm","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"storm","displayName":"Storm Dragon","note":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","addresses":{"formatted":"\/terrafirma\/USA\/NC"},"urls":[{"type":"homepage","value":"https:\/\/billysballoons.com","primary":"true"}]}},"content":"!joke<\/a> BOFH excuse #82: Yeah, yo mama dresses you funny and you need a mouse to delete files. ","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:ostatus","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ostatus"}},"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-01-30:noticeId=535846:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-01-30:noticeId=535846:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"!joke<\/a> BOFH excuse #82: Yeah, yo mama dresses you funny and you need a mouse to delete files. ","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/535846","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"tags":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/object\/hashtag","displayName":"82"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/object\/hashtag","displayName":"joke"}]},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/group","id":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/group\/14\/id"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-01-30:objectType=thread:nonce=e5ae7b356e5b69a7","conversation_url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/conversation\/340096","notice_info":{"local_id":"765020","source":"ostatus"}},"published":"2019-01-30T04:33:06+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Jonkman Microblog","url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/535846"},{"actor":{"id":"http:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/user\/1","displayName":"Storm Dragon","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-48-20200131131224.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-24-20200131162940.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"333"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gs.jonkman.ca\/avatar\/333-original-20200131130633.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/storm","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"storm","displayName":"Storm Dragon","note":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","addresses":{"formatted":"\/terrafirma\/USA\/NC"},"urls":[{"type":"homepage","value":"https:\/\/billysballoons.com","primary":"true"}]}},"content":"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot. !joke<\/a> ","generator":{"id":"tag:gs.jonkman.ca,2024-03-28:notice-source:share","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"share"}},"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-01-29:noticeId=535819:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2019-01-29:noticeId=535819:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? 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