GNU socialhttps://gs.jonkman.ca/api/statusnet/groups/timeline/60.atomhumor timelineUpdates from humor on Jonkman Microblog!https://gs.jonkman.ca/avatar/410-96-20170907032206.jpeg2024-03-28T08:03:51-04:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/grouphttp://quitter.se/group/1098/idhumorhumorHumorhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:quitter.se,2018-02-19:noticeId=23645213:objectType=noteNew note by kuroKarlheinz Deschner: Je größer der Dachschaden, desto schöner die Aussicht zum Himmel. !<a href="https://quitter.se/group/1098/id" class="h-card group" title="Humor (humor)">Humor</a> - HG Butzko, Bayr. Kabarettpreis 2016 !<a href="https://quitter.se/group/934/id" class="h-card group" title="Secular Society (secular)">secular</a>333840http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2018-02-19T10:20:04+00:002018-02-19T10:20:04+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttp://quitter.se/user/114493kuro♻ ♺ kurokuro♻ ♺ GerManYtag:quitter.se,2018-02-19:objectType=thread:nonce=dacaa243914096b4http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:gs.jonkman.ca,2018-02-17:noticeId=330304:objectType=noteNew note by bobjonkmanMade me laugh. Out loud. <a href="http://myjetpack.tumblr.com/post/170586766765/for-newscientist-poison-airhorn-science" title="http://myjetpack.tumblr.com/post/170586766765/for-newscientist-poison-airhorn-science" rel="nofollow noreferrer" class="attachment">http://myjetpack.tumblr.com/post/170586766765/for-newscientist-poison-airhorn-science</a> !<a href="http://quitter.se/group/1098/id" class="h-card u-url p-nickname group" title="Humor (humor)">humor</a> <a href="https://gs.jonkman.ca/file/f02a365d350b02752ac700f9b8891c163a4c03ecff97456fa7976586be80ee1d.jpg" title="https://gs.jonkman.ca/file/f02a365d350b02752ac700f9b8891c163a4c03ecff97456fa7976586be80ee1d.jpg" rel="nofollow noreferrer" class="attachment">https://gs.jonkman.ca/attachment/53943</a>330304http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2018-02-17T03:01:14+00:002018-02-17T03:01:14+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttps://gs.jonkman.ca/user/2bobjonkmanComputer Consultant, Instructor, Project Manager, System Administrator… Volunteer at Radio Waterloo Co-founder of http://kwvoip.ca GnuPG Key fingerprint = 04F7 742B 8F54 C40A E115 26C2 B912 89B0 D2CC E5EA Political me is @BobJonkmanGreen https://gs.jonkman.ca/BobJonkmanGreenbobjonkmanBob JonkmanComputer Consultant, Instructor, Project Manager, System Administrator… Volunteer at Radio Waterloo Co-founder of http://kwvoip.ca GnuPG Key fingerprint = 04F7 742B 8F54 C40A E115 26C2 B912 89B0 D2CC E5EA Political me is @BobJonkmanGreen https://gs.jonkman.ca/BobJonkmanGreenElmira, Ontario, Canadahomepagehttp://bob.jonkman.ca/blogstruetag:gs.jonkman.ca,2018-02-17:objectType=thread:nonce=a27402d9574fe6aehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:quitter.se,2017-12-15:noticeId=21335362:objectType=noteNew note by ghostdancerHELP! My son ate my pills! <a href="https://plus.google.com/photos/photo/111028613407522646219/6499402325471356850" title="https://plus.google.com/photos/photo/111028613407522646219/6499402325471356850" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">http://qttr.at/2101</a> !<a href="https://quitter.se/group/1098/id" class="h-card group" title="Humor (humor)">humor</a> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://quitter.se/tag/gplus" rel="tag">gplus</a></span>212658http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-12-15T08:07:00+00:002017-12-15T08:07:00+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttp://quitter.se/user/114099ghostdancerdad, debian user, geek, love cooking and eating (not foodie) and drinking(from beer to whisky all the way through wine and gintonic)ghostdancerghostdancerdad, debian user, geek, love cooking and eating (not foodie) and drinking(from beer to whisky all the way through wine and gintonic)Third rock from the Suntag:quitter.se,2017-12-15:objectType=thread:nonce=161b692afc0ceedbhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:quitter.se,2017-12-09:noticeId=21105084:objectType=noteNew note by kuroYipee! <a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spawning" title="http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spawning" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">ogy.de/tg2q</a> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://quitter.se/tag/cartoon" rel="tag">Cartoon</a></span> of black !<a href="https://quitter.se/group/1098/id" class="h-card group" title="Humor (humor)">humor</a>202029http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-12-09T16:36:43+00:002017-12-09T16:36:43+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttp://quitter.se/user/114493kuro♻ ♺ kurokuro♻ ♺ GerManYtag:quitter.se,2017-12-09:objectType=thread:nonce=cc8da642f3f4847chttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:quitter.se,2017-12-06:noticeId=20959558:objectType=noteNew note by kuroVoodoo #<span class="tag"><a href="https://quitter.se/tag/cartoon" rel="tag">Cartoon</a></span> <a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/voodoo" title="http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/voodoo" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">https://is.gd/w1hiW8</a> !<a href="https://quitter.se/group/1098/id" class="h-card group" title="Humor (humor)">humor</a>194508http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-12-06T14:07:16+00:002017-12-06T14:07:16+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttp://quitter.se/user/114493kuro♻ ♺ kurokuro♻ ♺ GerManYtag:quitter.se,2017-12-06:objectType=thread:nonce=03ba489ada86168dhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:gs.jonkman.ca,2017-12-01:noticeId=184644:objectType=noteNew note by bobjonkmanI'm reading far too many of these in one sitting. !<a href="http://quitter.se/group/1098/id" class="h-card u-url p-nickname group" title="Humor (humor)">humor</a> <a href="http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/2016/03/08/1286-felafel/" title="http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/2016/03/08/1286-felafel/" rel="nofollow noreferrer" class="attachment">http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/2016/03/08/1286-felafel/</a> <a href="https://gs.jonkman.ca/file/ae45b32acbad624d21f5a2e7c009b3fd3610c41068e5776bbec052fd4abf7965.png" title="https://gs.jonkman.ca/file/ae45b32acbad624d21f5a2e7c009b3fd3610c41068e5776bbec052fd4abf7965.png" rel="nofollow noreferrer" class="attachment">https://gs.jonkman.ca/attachment/28851</a>184644http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-12-01T19:06:19+00:002017-12-01T19:06:19+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttps://gs.jonkman.ca/user/2bobjonkmanComputer Consultant, Instructor, Project Manager, System Administrator… Volunteer at Radio Waterloo Co-founder of http://kwvoip.ca GnuPG Key fingerprint = 04F7 742B 8F54 C40A E115 26C2 B912 89B0 D2CC E5EA Political me is @BobJonkmanGreen https://gs.jonkman.ca/BobJonkmanGreenbobjonkmanBob JonkmanComputer Consultant, Instructor, Project Manager, System Administrator… Volunteer at Radio Waterloo Co-founder of http://kwvoip.ca GnuPG Key fingerprint = 04F7 742B 8F54 C40A E115 26C2 B912 89B0 D2CC E5EA Political me is @BobJonkmanGreen https://gs.jonkman.ca/BobJonkmanGreenElmira, Ontario, Canadahomepagehttp://bob.jonkman.ca/blogstruetag:gs.jonkman.ca,2017-12-01:objectType=thread:nonce=de8c3edadde9b788http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:gs.jonkman.ca,2017-11-29:noticeId=180627:objectType=noteNew note by bobjonkmanInternetisms for marine biologists !<a href="http://quitter.se/group/1098/id" class="h-card u-url p-nickname group" title="Humor (humor)">humor</a> <a href="http://myjetpack.tumblr.com/post/167980682410/for-new-scientist-order-my-new-book-of-cartoons" title="http://myjetpack.tumblr.com/post/167980682410/for-new-scientist-order-my-new-book-of-cartoons" rel="nofollow noreferrer" class="attachment">http://myjetpack.tumblr.com/post/167980682410/for-new-scientist-order-my-new-book-of-cartoons</a> <a href="https://gs.jonkman.ca/file/1232d2b8348c7799a5715b356817448eff98475b5085de9e414be7791051a063.jpg" title="https://gs.jonkman.ca/file/1232d2b8348c7799a5715b356817448eff98475b5085de9e414be7791051a063.jpg" rel="nofollow noreferrer" class="attachment">https://gs.jonkman.ca/attachment/28212</a>180627http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-11-29T22:32:11+00:002017-11-29T22:32:11+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttps://gs.jonkman.ca/user/2bobjonkmanComputer Consultant, Instructor, Project Manager, System Administrator… Volunteer at Radio Waterloo Co-founder of http://kwvoip.ca GnuPG Key fingerprint = 04F7 742B 8F54 C40A E115 26C2 B912 89B0 D2CC E5EA Political me is @BobJonkmanGreen https://gs.jonkman.ca/BobJonkmanGreenbobjonkmanBob JonkmanComputer Consultant, Instructor, Project Manager, System Administrator… Volunteer at Radio Waterloo Co-founder of http://kwvoip.ca GnuPG Key fingerprint = 04F7 742B 8F54 C40A E115 26C2 B912 89B0 D2CC E5EA Political me is @BobJonkmanGreen https://gs.jonkman.ca/BobJonkmanGreenElmira, Ontario, Canadahomepagehttp://bob.jonkman.ca/blogstruetag:gs.jonkman.ca,2017-11-29:objectType=thread:nonce=09ff97ca5872bfb7http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:quitter.se,2017-10-31:noticeId=19735633:objectType=noteNew note by kuroI really wonder if the average programmer would laugh about this !<a href="https://quitter.se/group/1098/id" class="h-card group" title="Humor (humor)">humor</a>? <a href="https://blog.toggl.com/world-created-programmer/" title="https://blog.toggl.com/world-created-programmer/" class="attachment thumbnail" rel="nofollow">https://is.gd/W2iQYB</a> Ah wait, the comic is longer than pictured...112582http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-10-31T19:16:39+00:002017-10-31T19:16:39+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttp://quitter.se/user/114493kuro♻ ♺ kurokuro♻ ♺ GerManYtag:quitter.se,2017-10-31:objectType=thread:nonce=39e45b7d6b640bd7http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:gs.jonkman.ca,2017-10-08:noticeId=58840:objectType=noteNew note by bobjonkmanRules for the !<a href="https://gnusocial.no/group/1189/id" class="h-card u-url p-nickname group" title="fediverse (fediverse)">Fediverse</a>. <a href="http://myjetpack.tumblr.com/post/165219415090/for-the-guardianorder-my-new-book-here#_=_" title="http://myjetpack.tumblr.com/post/165219415090/for-the-guardianorder-my-new-book-here#_=_" rel="nofollow noreferrer" class="attachment">http://myjetpack.tumblr.com/post/165219415090</a> !<a href="http://quitter.se/group/1098/id" class="h-card u-url p-nickname group" title="Humor (humor)">humor</a> <a href="https://gs.jonkman.ca/file/1ae2f0244060ea44e33d6982b79b161f025a39e90c9d5ed293359358546ffeb6.jpg" title="https://gs.jonkman.ca/file/1ae2f0244060ea44e33d6982b79b161f025a39e90c9d5ed293359358546ffeb6.jpg" rel="nofollow noreferrer" class="attachment">https://gs.jonkman.ca/attachment/9999</a>58840http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-10-08T19:14:29+00:002017-10-08T19:14:29+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttps://gs.jonkman.ca/user/2bobjonkmanComputer Consultant, Instructor, Project Manager, System Administrator… Volunteer at Radio Waterloo Co-founder of http://kwvoip.ca GnuPG Key fingerprint = 04F7 742B 8F54 C40A E115 26C2 B912 89B0 D2CC E5EA Political me is @BobJonkmanGreen https://gs.jonkman.ca/BobJonkmanGreenbobjonkmanBob JonkmanComputer Consultant, Instructor, Project Manager, System Administrator… Volunteer at Radio Waterloo Co-founder of http://kwvoip.ca GnuPG Key fingerprint = 04F7 742B 8F54 C40A E115 26C2 B912 89B0 D2CC E5EA Political me is @BobJonkmanGreen https://gs.jonkman.ca/BobJonkmanGreenElmira, Ontario, Canadahomepagehttp://bob.jonkman.ca/blogstruetag:gs.jonkman.ca,2017-10-08:objectType=thread:nonce=1f1ea2423f84b34dhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:gs.jonkman.ca,2017-10-08:noticeId=58808:objectType=noteNew note by bobjonkmanPhysics joke for the day: <a href="http://myjetpack.tumblr.com/post/165763868110/for-new-scientist-order-my-new-book-here#_=_" title="http://myjetpack.tumblr.com/post/165763868110/for-new-scientist-order-my-new-book-here#_=_" rel="nofollow noreferrer" class="attachment">http://myjetpack.tumblr.com/post/165763868110/</a> !<a href="http://quitter.se/group/1098/id" class="h-card u-url p-nickname group" title="Humor (humor)">humor</a>58808http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-10-08T18:58:22+00:002017-10-08T18:58:22+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttps://gs.jonkman.ca/user/2bobjonkmanComputer Consultant, Instructor, Project Manager, System Administrator… Volunteer at Radio Waterloo Co-founder of http://kwvoip.ca GnuPG Key fingerprint = 04F7 742B 8F54 C40A E115 26C2 B912 89B0 D2CC E5EA Political me is @BobJonkmanGreen https://gs.jonkman.ca/BobJonkmanGreenbobjonkmanBob JonkmanComputer Consultant, Instructor, Project Manager, System Administrator… Volunteer at Radio Waterloo Co-founder of http://kwvoip.ca GnuPG Key fingerprint = 04F7 742B 8F54 C40A E115 26C2 B912 89B0 D2CC E5EA Political me is @BobJonkmanGreen https://gs.jonkman.ca/BobJonkmanGreenElmira, Ontario, Canadahomepagehttp://bob.jonkman.ca/blogstruetag:gs.jonkman.ca,2017-10-08:objectType=thread:nonce=adb3646e6294ff92http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:gs.jonkman.ca,2017-09-07:noticeId=2201:objectType=noteNew note by bobjonkman♻ @yan @bcrypt: 8 rabbits, aka 1 rabbyte ¶ via #<span class="tag"><a href="https://gs.jonkman.ca/tag/twitter" rel="tag">Twitter</a></span> !<a href="http://quitter.se/group/1098/id" class="h-card u-url p-nickname group" title="Humor (humor)">humor</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/bcrypt/status/895553831487942658" title="https://twitter.com/bcrypt/status/895553831487942658" rel="nofollow noreferrer" class="attachment">https://twitter.com/bcrypt/status/895553831487942658</a>2201http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-09-07T22:45:33+00:002017-09-07T22:45:33+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttps://gs.jonkman.ca/user/2bobjonkmanComputer Consultant, Instructor, Project Manager, System Administrator… Volunteer at Radio Waterloo Co-founder of http://kwvoip.ca GnuPG Key fingerprint = 04F7 742B 8F54 C40A E115 26C2 B912 89B0 D2CC E5EA Political me is @BobJonkmanGreen https://gs.jonkman.ca/BobJonkmanGreenbobjonkmanBob JonkmanComputer Consultant, Instructor, Project Manager, System Administrator… Volunteer at Radio Waterloo Co-founder of http://kwvoip.ca GnuPG Key fingerprint = 04F7 742B 8F54 C40A E115 26C2 B912 89B0 D2CC E5EA Political me is @BobJonkmanGreen https://gs.jonkman.ca/BobJonkmanGreenElmira, Ontario, Canadahomepagehttp://bob.jonkman.ca/blogstruetag:gs.jonkman.ca,2017-09-07:objectType=thread:nonce=c7a2945d782227dehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:quitter.se,2017-08-29:noticeId=17652418:objectType=noteNew note by kuropeculiar #<span class="tag"><a href="https://quitter.se/tag/nz" rel="tag">NZ</a></span> !<a href="https://quitter.se/group/1098/id" class="h-card group" title="Humor (humor)">humor</a> or just a !<a href="https://quitter.se/group/1012/id" class="h-card group" title="Police (police)">police</a> hating citizen?1606http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2017-08-29T16:07:59+00:002017-08-29T16:07:59+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttp://quitter.se/user/114493kuro♻ ♺ kurokuro♻ ♺ GerManYhttps://social.undernet.uy/conversation/1016149http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:quitter.no,2016-11-25:noticeId=2719773:objectType=noteNew note by midori"Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter-faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn." <br /><br /> - from the book, Kitchen Confidential, by Anthony Bourdain. <br /><br /> !<a href="http://sn.jonkman.ca/group/893/id" class="h-card group" title="Food (food)">food</a> !<a href="https://loadaverage.org/group/428/id" class="h-card group" title="Vegan (vegan)">vegan</a> !<a href="https://quitter.se/group/humor" class="h-card group" title="Humor (humor)">humor</a> !<a href="https://quitter.se/group/cooking" class="h-card group" title="Cooking (cooking)">cooking</a> 1608http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2016-11-25T11:14:56+00:002016-11-25T11:14:56+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttps://quitter.no/user/20321midorimidoriみどりhttps://quitter.no/conversation/1857153http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:quitter.se,2016-11-14:noticeId=8137603:objectType=noteNew note by kuroOh da blatts mit doch glatt der Kragen, schon wieder eine volle !<a href="https://quitter.se/group/941/id" class="h-card group" title="Bahn-De Kritiker (bahn)">Bahn</a>. <a href="https://is.gd/oOBsKE" title="https://is.gd/oOBsKE" rel="nofollow">https://is.gd/oOBsKE</a> Ist das denn erLAUBT? #<span class="tag"><a href="https://quitter.se/tag/spassguerilla" rel="tag">spassguerilla</a></span> !<a href="https://quitter.se/group/1098/id" class="h-card group" title="Humor (humor)">humor</a>1627http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2016-11-14T12:29:22+00:002016-11-14T12:29:22+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttp://quitter.se/user/114493kuro♻ ♺ kurokuro♻ ♺ GerManYtag:quitter.se,2016-11-14:objectType=thread:nonce=b149ba50dc8e18e3http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:quitter.se,2016-11-14:noticeId=8137602:objectType=noteNew note by kuroOh da blatts mit doch glatt der Kragen, schon wieder eine volle !<a href="https://quitter.se/group/941/id" class="h-card group" title="Bahn-De Kritiker (bahn)">Bahn</a>. <a href="https://is.gd/oOBsKE" title="https://is.gd/oOBsKE" rel="nofollow">https://is.gd/oOBsKE</a> Ist das denn erLAUBT? #<span class="tag"><a href="https://quitter.se/tag/spassguerilla" rel="tag">spassguerilla</a></span> !<a href="https://quitter.se/group/1098/id" class="h-card group" title="Humor (humor)">humor</a>1628http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2016-11-14T12:28:11+00:002016-11-14T12:28:11+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttp://quitter.se/user/114493kuro♻ ♺ kurokuro♻ ♺ GerManYtag:quitter.se,2016-11-14:objectType=thread:nonce=e0f6c1ae19d44750