Tfw you gotta walk around with the cordless phone for better reception but the "cordless phone" is a handheld supercomputer with a 144Mbps wifi link rate & 80/8Mbps broadband but your roommate's Bluetooth speaker is on the same channel. It's just like 25Mhz cordless phones and baby monitors in the 80s except you could sometimes hear the neighbors back then. How far we've come!
Anyway, I solved the problem by switching to LTE, where I can pull 25Mbps from half a mile away. Future normal is wild.