The RENT-ification of the Millennial Life:
"You wonder why the modern hipster-liberal lives a life of misery? He lives a life of nihilism, albeit ADD-riddled nihilism where the next kombucha-bar, the next Lebanese-Chilean fusion foodtruck, and the next meaningful Parts Unknown episode dull the deep pain that comes from mortality in life and the lack of having anything remotely constituting a meaningful life, much less afterlife."