LOL. This is exactly how I feel when people are telling me about their latest Internet-connected devices.
Me: You bought a "smart" dishwasher? Why in the world would you do that? Why do you need to subscribe to someone's cloud service to keep from dying of salmonella? What happens when you p*ss someone off in one of your Facebook arguments and they hijack your account and prevent you from using your fancy, overpriced dishwasher?
@lnxw48a1 Having went appliance shopping this year, you would be surprised at just how limited the options are when you take out the "smart" ones. The only smart things in the house are living.