Notices by Suricrasia Online (suricrasiaonline@cybre.space), page 2

They say that a teaspoon of a neutron star weighs as much as the Great Pyramid of Giza. That's cool and all, but which recipe is asking for that ingredient??? What could you possibly be making??? And what have you done to the oven?!!?

Hello, My Name Is Java Sunmicrosystems, And You Might Remember Me From Such Films As "3 Billion Devices Can't Be Wrong" and "Researchers Find Critical Vulnerability in Java 7 Patch Hours After Release"

Here's some more aesthetic

I went to the library and found the aesthetic

Why not visit the Suricrasia Online Online Library? We've got uhhh *deftly picks book off top of "most popular" pile* Leveraging Unbreakable Curses For Long Term Data Storage

https://suricrasia.online/library/

It's now safe to fuck up
your computer.

I posted my TF/TG adaptation of Franz Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" to AO3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/16050647

There might be more chapters but I'm not sure yet.

You can check out my progress of the kafka fanfic here https://docs.google.com/document/d/16ddR5tFPweMoNWjkXmpdhdfEt9Ah3VAVzfHCfSv0GV0/edit?usp=sharing

Right now I'm writing a version of The Metamorphosis where Samsa becomes a bug girl.

If your selfies always come out corrupted you might be a cryptid

here is Sharlene S. Shark, independent contractor for Suricrasia Online, working the reel-to-reel machine