Notices by josef (jk@mastodon.social), page 11

Fucling english architecture makes it hotte rindoors with all thw windows open and the fan on gdi lwt me sleep

@jk how do we cut out the middleman

its amazing that someone, somewhere, miles away, is literally setting a bunch of stuff on fire, so that your computer can see this fucking toot. and youre paying em to do it!!!! you're like "take my money!!! keep doing it!!! put more stuff on there, get it goin real good! i gotta see @jk's next toot!"

you: *has made or done anything at all*

me: how did you do that then?? imn really interested in how you--

you: did it on computer

me: wow! what did you, i mean, like, i uhhh, what sort of computer, i guess?

you: my computer? just normal computer. thats how i did it.. computer

me: ohh... okay......

what the fuck

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family photo

mood: when someone gets reasonably successful on youtube but due to inertia they still have their original, extremely inept, odd intro with bizarre music they composed themselves despite not knowing anything about music or visual design or motion graphics

me: *buys product*

*opens instruction manual*

oh no

The Discourse is a form of emergent social engineering that makes people who dont/shouldnt need to have an opinion feel like they need to form one and express it. its even managed to work on me since im posting this. its pretty hard to escape it

i think this is the most normal possible computer. i swear everybody i knew in the early 2000s had a dell dimension. why?? were they really cheap?? whats the deal

@envgen

@squirrel audio output: PC Squeaker

looking at the latest hn thread about mastodon and seeing at least a half-dozen people who are essentially saying: "i went on mastodon and the people on there were behaving in a kind and respectful way, and it was too stressful to make myself behave in a kind and respectful way too, so i left"

weirds me out so much when i read stuff like this. like gives me a massive huge "unknowability of the other" feeling