Notices by pzmyers 🦑 (pzmyers@octodon.social), page 137

Droit du seigneur for the 21st century

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/19/another-piece-that-places-the-blame-squarely-on-the-science-establishment-as-it-should/

What toy did you sell your soul to Santa for?

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/18/the-truth-about-elves/

Bow down before the Republican royalty, peasants!

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/18/republican-royalty/

Capitalism as a Terminator. Let's kill it.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/18/im-more-afraid-of-elon-musk-than-i-am-of-rogue-ais/

Trent Reznor ruined Christmas? Not at my house.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/18/why-am-i-seeing-this-everywhere/

I know you'll have a hard time believing this, but the Catholic Church LOVES "natural marriage" and rigid masculine/feminine gender roles! Who knew?

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/18/cloaking-hatred-with-a-thin-veil-of-love/

Ugh, marketing. Can capitalism just die already?

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/17/marketing-bros-are-the-worst-especially-when-they-mangle-science-to-fit-their-preconceptions/

What words will the Trump administration ban next?

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/17/i-still-have-a-few-questions/

@lilithsaintcrow Well, the best life for PZ of dimension J19ζ7, anyway.

OK, second helping completed. Now wondering what the refractory period on Orgasmic Fiery Curry might be, so I can have a third.

Might take a few days to recover.

@Angle Also, a vegan curry. I would not taint my strength with the flesh of animals.

The cat has just fled the room. I think she fears getting her fur singed if I exhale in her direction.

OK. Maybe a second serving.

5min: I HAVE ACHIEVED COSMIC CONSCIOUSNESS. I HAVE NO NEED OF YOU MORTAL FOOLS ANY LONGER.

Although I could use a drink. A big drink. Beer. Milk? Is there a horse trough nearby?

4min: Third eye rises on a stalk like a cobra, weaving about. It sees all. I see…you. I slurp in your knowledge. It is mine now.

3min: Rising pressure of expanding brain causes parietal bones to snap skyward with a resounding crack. Brain completely exposed. Pulsing, throbbing, absorbing all.

2min: Frontal bone has disintegrated. Forebrain directly exposed to environmental sensory input. Awareness of my surroundings increased 1000%.

1min: Flesh of my face evaporating away in a crimson mist. Cenobites show up in awe, asking for tips.

eatin' mah curry.

30s: Sinuses all clear. It's like having a super-charger on my respiration: Oxygen intake up 500%. I feel like a god.