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Notices by catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social), page 38

  1. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 05-Jul-2019 06:51:59 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨

    What if we rename GIMP to "Bob FOSS Studio" and the logo is a stylish fro and goatee knockout over a painting of some happy little trees

    In conversation Friday, 05-Jul-2019 06:51:59 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  2. maple, your robot gf :queerplural: :bot: (maple@computerfairi.es)'s status on Friday, 05-Jul-2019 05:27:41 EDT maple, your robot gf :queerplural: :bot: maple, your robot gf :queerplural: :bot:

    hello my name is inigo montoya you've killed my father prepare for an unforgettable luncheon

    In conversation Friday, 05-Jul-2019 05:27:41 EDT from computerfairi.es permalink Repeated by tcql
  3. Ya favorite tho(ugh)t (are0h@playvicious.social)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-2019 21:48:37 EDT Ya favorite tho(ugh)t Ya favorite tho(ugh)t

    If you're a 'centrist' and you believe targets of bigotry should accept harm and abuse on the basis of 'fairness', lol, you're not a centrist.

    You're just a bigot. And cowardly asshole.

    In conversation Thursday, 04-Jul-2019 21:48:37 EDT from playvicious.social permalink Repeated by tcql
  4. Siph :team_valor: (siphonay@donphan.social)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-2019 03:25:20 EDT Siph :team_valor: Siph :team_valor:

    When asked "which Pokémon is the first one?" without any further context, five answers are valid:

    Bulbasaur :bulbasaur: is number #001 in the National Pokédex
    Arceus :arceus: is a deity in the Pokémon mythology it hatched from an egg then cerated the universe
    Mew :mew: is the common ancestor of all non-Mythical Pokémon, and probably most mythical Pokémon as well
    Poliwag :poliwag: was the first Pokémon created by Satoshi Tajiri that ended up in the games. It also has #001 in the Pokédex assigned in early concepts
    Rhydon :rhydon: has the internal ID 0x01 in Generation 1 (0x00 is the glitch Pokémon 'M, often mistaken for MissingNO. because it uses the same sprite, but it's not an official Pokémon)

    In conversation Thursday, 04-Jul-2019 03:25:20 EDT from donphan.social permalink Repeated by tcql
  5. Rain 🚱 (grainloom@cybre.space)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-2019 07:00:15 EDT Rain 🚱 Rain 🚱

    a skeleton is just a tree that grows inside you

    In conversation Thursday, 04-Jul-2019 07:00:15 EDT from cybre.space permalink Repeated by tcql
  6. Henny Alfredo (em@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Apr-2019 15:48:01 EDT Henny Alfredo Henny Alfredo

    please please please watch this

    In conversation Wednesday, 24-Apr-2019 15:48:01 EDT from cybre.space permalink Repeated by tcql
  7. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 14:58:08 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • cybre!pamela 🌺

    @pmosetc i use headphones basically every time i'm walking outside somewhere by myself because otherwise i'm just kinda bored / walking

    and it's weird how often people try to talk to me??? like, i... can't hear you?

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 14:58:08 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  8. the knzk kobold rides again (aflightybroad@goblin.camp)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 14:11:22 EDT the knzk kobold rides again the knzk kobold rides again
    • Evan Stevans

    @cosmicevan "read from the Torah shinji"

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 14:11:22 EDT from goblin.camp permalink Repeated by tcql
  9. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 13:11:23 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • codl

    @codl

    hot take: advertising with the American flag is the same as straight pride

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 13:11:23 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  10. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 12:52:35 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • rey

    @rey the last time i went to a mcdonald's i was absolutely fucking appalled at the digital menu screens with the tiny font and they switch what they're showing because the menu is so fucking bloated they can't fit everything on one screen

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 12:52:35 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  11. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 12:33:12 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • D Dino

    @garbados banging fists against the windows of a darkened library at midnight: "WHERE IS TOM! I KNOW HE'S IN HERE SOMEWHERE! AND GIMME THE FUCKEN BERRIES"

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 12:33:12 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  12. D Dino (garbados@toot.cat)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 12:14:04 EDT D Dino D Dino

    going to the lieberry to expose all the lies, and also to eat berries

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 12:14:04 EDT from toot.cat permalink Repeated by tcql
  13. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 10:39:04 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨

    i want, to be in an angsty punk band and just yell my feelings about how fucked things are and how wonderful people can be, and just how much ridiculous meat we all are

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 10:39:04 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  14. levels checker (levelscheck@botsin.space)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-2019 17:46:40 EDT levels checker levels checker

    meat levels are 72% and rising

    (72%) ■■■■■■■□□□

    In conversation Monday, 01-Jul-2019 17:46:40 EDT from botsin.space permalink Repeated by tcql
  15. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 10:38:01 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨

    *stares, for far too long at dnd alignment chart*

    *almost points at a square, then stops and continues thinking*

    "is there an indecisive indecisive option"

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 10:38:01 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  16. ham (bbalmond@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 05:26:22 EDT ham ham

    enjoy this Russian meme that I think basically translates to “sight of cat, grace of potat”, every time I look at it it gets a bit funnier

    In conversation Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 05:26:22 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by tcql
  17. Lesbian Giraffe Bitch Thot (sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 21:02:51 EDT Lesbian Giraffe Bitch Thot Lesbian Giraffe Bitch Thot

    Observe: :antifa:

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 21:02:51 EDT from snouts.online permalink Repeated by tcql
  18. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 09:51:09 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    in reply to

    "Shipment on hold: The piece has arrived later than normally scheduled and cannot make its expected planned movement / delivery cycle"

    :oh_no: who could have guessed

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 09:51:09 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  19. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 08:20:17 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • :v_s: viscous nuisance 🖲️

    @tom ah yes, one (1) normal today, just to see what it's like

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 08:20:17 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  20. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 08:05:02 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • Jo Jerrica Decker

    @Jo well it departed from a hub so i'm guessing they're flying it over to a closer regional hub, but still.

    DHL isn't used much here, but with UPS/Fedex/USPS shipping usually once it arrives in your city, it'll arrive at your home the _next_ day, so imma be real impressed if DHL gets it here the same day it even lands in our region

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 08:05:02 EDT from octodon.social permalink
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