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Infected Moomin (moonman@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 29-Mar-2020 12:53:16 EDT 
Infected Moomin
android flashing is a nightmare. I've done it several times and I still hate it. -
「VRISKA」 (vriska@lizards.live)'s status on Sunday, 29-Mar-2020 16:31:33 EDT 
「VRISKA」
Some idiot: Animal Crossing is Imperialist Propaganda
Everyone: *dying from a global pandemic*
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Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 29-Mar-2020 18:29:05 EDT 
Dad
Tonight's movies for SPC Movie Night are Asterix and Cleopatra (1968)
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020). Showtime is at 5:30pm US Mountain Time (UTC-06) every Sunday, or ~1 hour from now. Come watch Youtubes with us until then! #SPCmovienight
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GABLIN SLAYER :backfromgab: 🔪 :thot_patrol: (zemichi@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-2020 17:44:06 EDT 
GABLIN SLAYER :backfromgab: 🔪 :thot_patrol:
@roka
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KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-2020 17:47:31 EDT 
KFist
@ChristiJunior @RehnSturm256 @waifu You're either biological male, biological female, or have an exceedingly rare chromosomal disorder. The overwhelming majority of trannies don't have chromosomal disorders. Even XXY has a 0.1% incidence in the general population and X0 is 0.05%. The rest are even more rare. Having webbed toes or polydactyly is more common and you don't see entire identities and multinational groups popping up around those conditions. -
Official Pleroma Developer (olivia@ms-olive.club)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-2020 22:25:55 EDT 
Official Pleroma Developer
picked up this cool new stand for my Nintendo switch the other day, was secondhand so it was only like £5
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Official Pleroma Developer (olivia@ms-olive.club)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-2020 14:30:43 EDT
Official Pleroma Developer
NOOOOOO
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「VRISKA」 (vriska@lizards.live)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-2020 15:32:16 EDT
「VRISKA」
if you get horny for an animal crossing character i think you should be put to death
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Free Software Foundation (fsf@status.fsf.org)'s status on Thursday, 19-Mar-2020 12:20:24 EDT 
Free Software Foundation
#DRM on medical equipment has always been a threat to human health and lives, as well as a violation of our rights, and now DRM on ventilators may actually cost lives: https://u.fsf.org/30n Sign up to learn more about our campaign against DRM: https://u.fsf.org/30j -
Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Sunday, 22-Mar-2020 21:45:08 EDT ![Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]](https://gs.jonkman.ca/avatar/57-48-20200330041358.png)
Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
"Think #Python, 2nd Edition" now uses !Python 3 ... downloadable PDF, paper and other formats available https://greenteapress.com/wp/think-python-2e/ -
KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 26-Mar-2020 21:59:43 EDT
KFist
>one of the workplace chat groups where pilots share informal chatter gets active once most of us are not-quite-laidoff
>someone suggests that we host a potluck and invites 30 people for next weekend
>this is just 3 days after we have the first confirmed Corona-chan case at work
Pilots are retarded.
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Official Pleroma Developer (olivia@ms-olive.club)'s status on Thursday, 26-Mar-2020 22:11:18 EDT
Official Pleroma Developer
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KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Mar-2020 19:42:56 EDT
KFist
@Othinus @hakui There's increasing amounts of evidence that the Chinese knew about it and had a few dozen cases by late November and early December, tried a solid month and a half to cover it up, and only started publishing numbers in mid-January. The near two-month quiet and time lag would explain the frankly unbelievable rumored numbers like 20 million dead, which is what you'd expect from an outbreak starting late November on an aging population with no sense of hygiene, disgusting habits, and living in a smoggy shithole.
Oddly enough, from my preliminary data analysis, it looks like there's a bizarre and unusual time lag with countries who got their first cases in January or early February. Generally, there's a slow increase in those countries, taking about 4-6 weeks to go from 1 to 100 confirmed infected. Somewhere around mid-February to late February, when the total cases from these selected countries reaches about 500, suddenly the number of infected in every country tends to accelerate. By March, you get countries like Canada or Austria or Belgium going from 10 to 100 cases within the space of a week, which seems to be the natural progression in countries that report these statistics. The only exceptions are South Korea, Singapore, and Japan, who are experiencing a much more gradual and very weakly exponential trend with no whistleblowers saying the numbers are bullshit.
So this really leaves me with two possible conclusions:
1. Countries have been actively hiding the numbers since before March in order to give themselves just a few more weeks of panic-free preparation before blowing the lid on the numbers mid-March, which ultimately makes the disease look more infectious than it actually is, since they're trying to catch up to the real numbers gradually. Either way, there's way more people infected than there actually are, and quarantine measures won't do much other than collapse the global economy since there's already so many infected people.
Or:
2. Coronachan is infectious but has a huge reservoir of asymptomatic or weak-symptom carriers that went mostly unnoticed until after the point of no return sometime mid-March when even quarantines wouldn't do much to prevent its spread. Around here, deaths become hard to ignore, and unless wide-ranging and constant testing is done, the true numbers of infected become nigh-impossible to ascertain due to collapsing healthcare systems. Thus, this makes the disease look less infectious but more deadly than it actually is. In any case, quarantine measures won't do much other than collapse the global economy since there's already so many infected people.
My money is on the latter. Based on extrapolation upon that assumption, and the rough trend of most countries whose infection numbers are roughly increasing by 10^(0.083x) where x is the day since first official infection: The real numbers of infected worldwide at the moment, outside of China, is probably closer to 4-5 million, not 400-500k. This actually lines up closely with the death numbers, whose trends are harder to hide, yet disparate relative to the increasingly erratic infection detection numbers. This gives a death rate of about 0.4% instead of 4%.
It also doesn't help that some countries are hiding, downplaying, or outright refusing to publish recovery numbers whilst simultaneously screaming about the death numbers and then holding up positive infection tests as 100% accurate. It screams of a controlled narrative.
(TL note: Day 1 is January 14.)
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Official Pleroma Developer (olivia@ms-olive.club)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Mar-2020 22:23:09 EDT
Official Pleroma Developer
banks when they see tom nook giving houses and loans to people with no interest and no deadlines to pay him back
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Alexandre Oliva (lxoliva@social.libreplanetbr.org)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Mar-2020 23:00:07 EDT 
Alexandre Oliva
#GNU #Linux-libre 5.5.12-gnu, 5.4.28-gnu, and 4.19.113-gnu source tarballs and patches, and #Freesh .debs are now available
#Freed-ora 5.5.11-gnu rpms for f3{1,0} are now available for testing; 5.5.10-gnu ones are stable updates -
mangeurdenuage (mangeurdenuage@loadaverage.org)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2020 23:53:00 EDT 
mangeurdenuage
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Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Feb-2020 12:33:26 EST
Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
Trying out a new podcast at @bthall's suggestion: https://selfhosted.show/ -
Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Monday, 10-Feb-2020 21:16:33 EST
Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
Well, I did not make six yesterday. But I spent about an hour trying to talk to #GS3 tonight. I got 2-3 minutes of his attention at a time, followed by him getting off the couch and trying to get into the bedroom where his mom was working or to the other side of the baby gate, where the dog was. -
Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Sunday, 09-Feb-2020 20:49:21 EST
Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
Previous record is talking to four grandkids in the same day. Today I talked to five (couldn't really understand what #Little_Girl_A3 said, but she was happy to babble at me). I'm going to try to make it six. -
GABLIN SLAYER :backfromgab: 🔪 :thot_patrol: (zemichi@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2020 21:02:20 EDT
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