Notices by Mycroft (mycroft@meow.social)

@FuchsiaShock transcript 1/2, screenshot of tweet
"ADHD is the most poorly-named affliction ever. like hi do you have a profound physical inability to accomplish your goals specifically because they're your goals and also the thought of your friends not liking you makes you want to die? you may have Trouble Sitting Still Disorder"

Consider the site https://www.doesthedogdie.com/ - it's a single-purpose site that lets you know something important about a movie. Most people don't use it to completely avoid movies - just to mentally prepare themselves so they're not as shocked and emotional when it happens.

Think of CWs the same way. It's not that you can't discuss politics, it's letting people know a conversation is about politics so they can be prepared.

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In this
house
we
trebuchet TERFS

(posted as image since I heard ascii art doesn't play nice with screen reading software)

*slaps roof of trebuchet*
This bad boy can fling so many TERFs

This is my friend's cat Angel. She is 20 years old today. Boost this toot to wish her a happy birthday! #mastocats

bunnies

boost if you agree

update: still buny

current mood: sof buny

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funny shitposting is pretty cool here too
im trying to get the specialized term for mastodon shitposting to switch to pooptooting though
pooptoot toot toot

tfw you're literally trash but friends still love you and respect your advice

Looking at Amazon, Pence's official book is listed as rated #1 in Children's Rabbit Books. :/

Then I looked at Oliver's, and it's rated #1 in.. Books. Oh. With 1,415 reviews and 4.9/5 rating. Compared to Pence's 41 reviews at 2.4/5.

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver recently did a segment on Mike Pence, and how anti-gay he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs2RlZQVXBU
All the stuff you've heard before, of course. but... Pence released a children's book about his pet bunny.

John Oliver also made a children's book about Pence's pet bunny, and made him ~GAY~, with proceeds going to Trevor Project and/or AIDS United.
https://www.betterbundobook.com/

I bet it'd make Pence mad if the gay bunny book outsold his.

#tabletop #rpg I have no experience with it, but wanted you to be aware that Heavy Metal Thunder Mouse exists, a Fate-powered game about mice, their motorcycles, and their mouse motorcycle clubs.
https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/220180/Heavy-Metal-Thunder-Mouse

"Suffragetto" is a >100 year old board game, where you can play women demanding the right to vote. "Politics in gaming" is nothing new.

Your goal: bust into and occupy a legislative building to make your voices heard, without cops arresting too many of you, while simultaneously defending your home base from being busted up by the cops. Fight back, the cops can "be sent to the hospital".

Play online free, or print the board for meatspace play. http://suffrajitsu.com/suffragetto-a-suffragettes-vs-police-board-game-rediscovered-after-100-years/

Dungeons & Diners & Dragons & Drive-Ins & Dives
twitter link
https://twitter.com/fartpowder/status/957003810509082624 https://meow.social/media/CQTcBf9nse22XRlWdrQ

You're out adventuring with your cleric and thief buds when you get an arcane sending spell from your mage buddy that just whispers ";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;" to you. It happens again a few minutes later. And continues.

Thinking they might be in trouble, you visit your friend's tower, bypassing the magical traps and monsters on your way to the study at the top, and find...

Their cat has fallen asleep on an open spellbook.

"Look out!" someone shouted, pointing to the large shambling reanimated stitched-together corpse wearing a pinstripe suit. "It's Frankenstein!"

"Actually," the figure said, pulling out a tommy gun, "me Frankenstein's mobster, see?"

apparently a true binary does exist somewhere

either you're extremely tired of the discourse

or

you have no idea what the discourse is and have no idea what people are talking about even after an hour of searching

I'm the latter, always the latter