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Notices by Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org), page 14

  1. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 09:06:54 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey
    • Louise a déménagé

    @Alda

    "Wake up human"

    I groan, trying to tune out the sound when i feel a soft paw step on my face

    "I said wake up, this is important."

    "What?" i say, growing more confused.

    "Look human you can wake up or i put a claw up your nose, your choice"

    My vision slowly comes into focus and the realization dawns on me that the source of my annoyance and involuntary wakefulness is a cat.

    "You are a cat?" i say "How can you talk?"

    "Ill explain that later, but right now i need your help, like i said its important"

    "Uh what do you want from me?" i spit out.

    The cat, a medium sized calico looks at me and says with a sigh. "I need you to be my human"

    "What?" i say, still not fully awake.

    "Look animal control has been following me all day and its been all i can do to evade them, if they catch me, its bad, really bad. What do you think they would do to a talking cat?"

    "Oh, huh yeah that wouldn't be good" i reply.

    "Exactly, look its not forever just until they leave me alone. Plus, ill pay you."

    Sitting up fully i say to the cat "I didnt know cats had money"

    "We dont" said the cat. "ill pay you with two dead mice and half of a bird"

    "Are you kidding me?" i retort

    "Ok ok, and a lizard tail, but thats my final offer"

    I rub the sleep out of my eyes and look at the weird talking cat and reply "Look you can stay with me as long as you want, just dont bring me any dead things please"

    "Are you sure human? I know you all are terrible hunters and it amazes me that your whole species doesnt starve"

    Standing up, i begin walking. "Yeah im sure. Just follow me ok, my place isnt far"

    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 09:06:54 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  2. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 17:13:09 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey

    Believe me or dont at this point i dont care, just please realize that the admin of that instance is trying to create a harassment engine here

    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 17:13:09 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  3. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 06:51:14 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey
    • ar.al🌻

    @aral Because people only seem outraged when this happens to white cis men and nobody does anything when it happens to trans women, poc, the disabled etc. This has been an ongoing problem on all social media sites since forever.

    Also it was trans women who had a problem with this guy, and cis women because of the things hes done to hurt us and his defending of an abuser.

    Do i like that it had to come to this? No. I dont. Id prefer this never happen to anyone. However when people run out of peaceful options for justice this sort of thing is going to happen. If you want to prevent it, ensure justice is done.

    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 06:51:14 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  4. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 05:46:04 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey

    All of the things people are worried about in relation to what happened with wil, were already going on, already happening to marginalized people, already being used to dispose of the oppressed.

    This is why i literally cannot take most peoples concern seriously because folks only seemed to care when it happened to a white cis guy who has money

    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 05:46:04 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  5. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 19:24:25 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey

    All the white men crying how disappointed they are in mastodon didnt lift a finger when women were being harassed shut up white men forever

    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 19:24:25 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  6. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 19:18:24 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey
    in reply to
    • fridaysforfuture, but everyday

    @paulfree14 He promoted a blocklist made by rani harper that had trans women on it for no other reason than we were trans, and he knew this and didnt care, i know because i was on it, please listen to me

    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 19:18:24 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  7. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 15:33:42 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey

    Someone can be legitimately bad at the same time that someone else is trying to exploit that outrage for *also bad purposes*

    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 15:33:42 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  8. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:31:26 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey

    Ask around. No. Really. Ask around about people who tried to harm me and how it turned out for them.

    In conversation Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:31:26 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  9. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:20:05 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey
    • 🎃 emilich queen ₰ 🎃 ⁧🐰‍🦊⁦

    @forivall

    In conversation Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:20:05 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  10. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:17:19 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey
    • ugly jackie

    @piffyjackie Because he thinks he can get away with it

    In conversation Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:17:19 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  11. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:14:36 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey
    • ugly jackie

    @piffyjackie What i said, hes spreading lies about me

    In conversation Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:14:36 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  12. yardgnome (yardgnome@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 18:44:18 EDT yardgnome yardgnome

    bröther may i make some tööts

    In conversation Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 18:44:18 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by laurelai
  13. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:12:24 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey
    • ugly jackie

    @piffyjackie They are rich white cis men what do you think

    In conversation Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:12:24 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  14. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:12:08 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey
    • Prof. Dr. Ginny McQueen, Esq

    @GinnyMcQueen Yes

    In conversation Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:12:08 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  15. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:11:15 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey

    Ive tried. Ive tried being nice. I really have tried being reasonable. It doesnt work. Now im going to be viscous. This is not good news for the people in question.

    In conversation Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:11:15 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  16. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:08:31 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey

    Yeah like one of the chapo dudes is spending his energy making sure people isolate and shun me ok. If you think i wont destroy this man you are mistaken.

    In conversation Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:08:31 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  17. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:01:54 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey

    Something that really pisses me off is chapo trap house, im really sick to death of rich white dudes who make offensive jokes make fucktons of money from the left while trans women go hungry.

    In conversation Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 19:01:54 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  18. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 17:48:27 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey
    • jonathan cromwell

    @36placebo i do

    In conversation Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 17:48:27 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  19. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 16:38:10 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey

    .

    In conversation Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 16:38:10 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
  20. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 16:20:01 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey
    • Louise a déménagé

    @Alda it was to me :)

    In conversation Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 16:20:01 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink
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