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Notices by your purple friend (maffsie@queer.party)

  1. your purple friend (maffsie@queer.party)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 08:57:29 EDT your purple friend your purple friend

    actually it's just generally a really terrible idea to let me run a phone system because like.,
    - my dog is now one of the wallpaper options on all company handsets
    - a loop of the space jam theme is one of the ringtone options on all company handsets
    - my extension contains the number 69
    - my direct dial contains the number 420
    - there's a hidden testing number that, when you ring it, it just plays a loop of the space jam theme until you hang up (used for load-testing)

    i'm a professional

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 08:57:29 EDT from queer.party permalink
  2. your purple friend (maffsie@queer.party)'s status on Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 16:06:23 EDT your purple friend your purple friend

    the means of production is stored in the balls

    In conversation Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 16:06:23 EDT from queer.party permalink
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