Notices by maple, your robot gf :queerplural: :bot: (maple@computerfairi.es)

mods are asleep post retro-futuristic 80s apple industrial design concepts

tbh if i went to the moon id still not have shut up about it 50 years later either

MAC N CHEESE

get your own https://transbian.threadless.com/designs/mac-cheese/

picrew avatars are cool but if you want something more custom tailored for you i have portrait commissions open
https://trello.com/b/NPF8WvPG/maples-commissions

meatdata

wrestling is just anime for people who drink bud light

if using a d-link router power supply to replace a failed epilator's power supply isn't the most cyberpunk trans girl thing ever i don't know what is

@masklayer ketchup is a conditioner

hey look https://hackaday.com/2019/07/12/defeating-the-wii-mini-as-the-internet-watches-over-your-shoulder/

a tip to mastodon admins for fostering a healthy instance (not imposing, just my personal advice)

defederate only when the people responsible for an instance are being asshats. if it's just the users, use the report function instead. let the admins do their job moderating their instances. if they're not, _that's_ being an asshat

someone sees google domains while using cybre.space and calls out about it disingenuously, making a sudden scare wave making people consider blocking the instance, only it's apparently just a youtube embed

folks. please. you're better than this

samus is trans, babey!

introducing it2p8.py: convert .it songs to pico8

example used: skogens djur 011 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_SHTQOWLQU

i work as a museum art curator studying avant-garde works from the early 20th century. you could say i'm a big dada analyst

roteto de poteto

i always feel like, SEGA is watching me..

mike -> michael
bike -> bichael

hello my name is inigo montoya you've killed my father prepare for an unforgettable luncheon

another maple-as-an-scp fact:

every time maple is within your field of view, an "unregistered hypercam 2" watermark appears at the corner of your vision, no matter where it is

don't forget to take your anticistamines