Notices by Andréa (andrea@eldritch.cafe), page 4

TFW you throw in the fire all the mails that looks important unopened until they have to knock on your door with a formal notice #anxiety #is #expensive

Song of the morning: https://youtu.be/DzOpGMg8g5M

Song of the morning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkyqRP8S93Y

No idea why the Galaxy Note 9 doesn't seem to be detected by this piece of code... Anyone knows how to detect that phone or all phones including it with javascript? #webdev #askawebdev

Gonna have to start burning the second half of my firewood tomorrow. Still haven't turned on the electrical heaters the entire winter though, so it's going good!

I'm pretty sure feminism.lgbt deserves an instance - wide ban

Remember: if for any reason you can't give me a poney for my birthday, just send a poney to your favorite charity in my name! Thank you 😊

"Why the hell did you fill my bed with trash? I can barely fit it it!"

I dreamed that I was taking a bath.

Climbing on the roof to clean the chimney with a broken toe was easier than I thought. I did break a tile though

@starlitghost extrnary! 😆

UK people, how do you pronounce extraordinary? #Languages

Maybe that's a very British thing to do. After all, in the same show, they keep throwing away red bricks or using them as landfill. I'm pretty sure we wouldn't do that here in France 😅

If Monty hosted Pimp My Ride:
"With the turbo compressor ditched, Monty thinks there's room in the car for a water element" #bigdreamssmallspaces #montydon

Nature always goes for the cheapest way right? Do the same! #gardening #sortof

I throw peanuts at my TV everytime someone on Big Dreams, Small Spaces dig out, turn, slice and tile the soil to ultimately put raised bed on. Just put cardboard over it man.

In french we don't say "running gag" but "Monsieur Maurice (qui n'fait que passer)" and I think that's wonderful #bonsbaisersdepartout #only50skidsremember