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Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe), page 19

  1. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 01-Sep-2018 20:07:03 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    I'm also combing youtube for Glastonbury sets, here is some Tame Impala: https://youtu.be/8Wq3YZam91o

    #cuteposting
    #nsfw
    Source: https://twitter.com/new_3011/status/1011961658506338304

    In conversation Saturday, 01-Sep-2018 20:07:03 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  2. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 01-Sep-2018 20:02:56 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    End of summer #cuteposting tonight. Expect plenty of bikinis and maybe even less clothing. Adjust your viewing habits accordingly. All lewd stuff will be tagged as approbate.

    Soundtrack: https://youtu.be/TyiQypMlfvU

    In conversation Saturday, 01-Sep-2018 20:02:56 EDT from niu.moe permalink

    Attachments

    1. Fucked Up - I Hate Summer
      By vincenzo cimmino from YouTube
  3. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 01-Sep-2018 10:13:42 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Pour up, shitpost,
    head shot, shitpost
    Sit down, shitpost,
    stand up, shitpost
    Pass out, shitpost,
    wake up, shitpost
    Faded, shitpost,
    faded, shitpost

    In conversation Saturday, 01-Sep-2018 10:13:42 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  4. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 23:15:37 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • PrismaticMurder

    @PrismaticMurder

    1. make naked anime girl weed smoking devices
    2. sell to stoner weebs
    3. ????
    4. profit
    5. count my money in hell

    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 23:15:37 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  5. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 23:12:10 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Elephant

    @Elephant

    The K-ON! girls are in a band and spend more time eating snacks and spacing out than playing music

    The kantai girls probably could benefit from some dank to chill out after some of the shit they seen.

    It well know that everybody in Gensokyo is stoned 24/7.

    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 23:12:10 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  6. dd-sama (dd86k@shelter.moe)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 17:49:54 EDT dd-sama dd-sama
    • Oneesan succubus

    gotcha covered @lain

    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 17:49:54 EDT from shelter.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  7. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 20:34:56 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    I texted my stoner weeb buddy about my pervy bong idea. He sent me these images.

    And this track.
    https://youtu.be/14BxsoxkJ1o

    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 20:34:56 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  8. ♡ rye ♡ (rye@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 20:12:26 EDT ♡ rye ♡ ♡ rye ♡

    toilet paper rolls are just tree burritos. no i’m not proud of this post

    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 20:12:26 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  9. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 16:00:58 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Dekken

    @Dekken
    born naked

    code naked

    die naked (probably)

    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 16:00:58 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  10. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 15:59:48 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Michael Wilcox

    @miwilc This is the kind of shit I think about a 6 in the bleeding morning while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on I-75 trying to get my ass to school.

    Michigan's construction season is really wearing me down.

    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 15:59:48 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  11. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 15:29:22 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Is there a way to smoke weed out of a naked anime girl?

    Asking for a friend

    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 15:29:22 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  12. Katharina 🍪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Fey (spacekookie@octodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 17:50:43 EDT Katharina 🍪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Fey Katharina 🍪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Fey

    In 1947 Bell Labs invented the transistor. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 17:50:43 EDT from octodon.social permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  13. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 22:30:52 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Remember, the most important thing is looking cool, otherwise there is no point to this shit.
    #cuteposting
    #girlswithguns
    #girlsfrontline

    Source:https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67855470

    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 22:30:52 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  14. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 22:23:07 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    1) acquire Hoppe's no9 bore solvent.

    2) use said solvent as an aftershave.

    3) Drop panties.

    (Those panties are gonna have MOLLE webbing on them, but it's all good.)

    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 22:23:07 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  15. Kuralicious (kura@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 15:59:00 EDT Kuralicious Kuralicious
    #cuteposting
    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 15:59:00 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  16. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 10:29:17 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • MightyBigCar

    @MightyBigCar Funny thing, I came into work this morning and part of the network was down. I broke the internet again.

    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 10:29:17 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  17. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 10:26:01 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Olivia PhD

    @SarcasmKid Girl dick is good dick, Boy dick is good dick.

    Shit, I just like dick!

    And vagina!

    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 10:26:01 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  18. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 02:44:59 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    I LIVE TO POST ANOTHER DAY.

    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 02:44:59 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  19. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 02:44:22 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Miaourt

    @Technowix ah, I need to read the rules more carefully then.

    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 02:44:22 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  20. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 23:03:39 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    I'm going to bed before I do more stupid shit, peace.

    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 23:03:39 EDT from niu.moe permalink
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