Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe), page 22

God, I wish my Range Officers were this hot.

source: https://twitter.com/suzuri99/status/1032562529132662784
#girlswithguns
#FGO
#cuteposting
#nsfw

CUTE

ENBYS

HAVING

HOT

FILTHY

SEX.

Pleas give an uncomfortably warm welcome the the best bird mom of the fediverse @amic !
*big gay hugs*

@LimitOfX Buckle the fuck up, homie. You haven't seen anything yet.

CUTE

GIRLS

IN

LINGERIE

HOLDING

HANDS!

CUTE

BOYS

IN

SKIRTS!

Oh my bloody fucking god, does this really need to be spelled out?

@Technowix I continue to be:
alive
employed
housed
fed
caffeinated

all in all, I'm doing pretty good.

@Technowix Just on on my sayings, it's a mix of homie and slice of pie.

I like pie.

@Technowix What's cracking, Homeslice?

This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!
I will be getting a tattoo of my favorite fluffy tank dork.

Will I regret this ?
Never.

Will real women avoid talking to me because of this?
Probably.

Eh, fuck it,
PANZER VOR!
#cuteposting
Sauce: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57075047

@essie I hate my brain sometimes.

@SuperRobotDeluxe That's it, I'm done with the internet.

@essie

I did not spend all day thinking about this, I swear.

Watanabe You: Raspberry salt water taffy.

Sagisawa Fumkia: Black tea with cream

Konpaku Youmu: Green tea with hibiscus

Harkurei Remiu: lemon ice w/ menthol

Akiyama Yukari : blue Rip It.

Houshou AKA mama boat: sticky rice with mango.

Last but certainly not least:

Astolfo: maple sasuage.

If anybody actually does make tit sweat juice, for the love of fuck DO NOT CREDIT ME.

Horrible Idea: Anime girl's bra sweat vape juice.

Flavor: Does it really matter? your either vomiting in disgust or throwing a fistful of money at your computer right now.

I'm too cute for 90‰ of the bullshit I put up with.

Sometimes, this job makes me want to smoke crack.

Things I have a irrational fear of:

Ghosts

Aliens/UFO's

Bigfoot

Skinwalkers

Broadcast interruptions

Highway rest stops between 10:30pm and 6am

Parking structures at midnight.

Hiking trails that are just a little too quiet.

The state of Maine/Southern Quebec.

The Keweenaw Peninsula.

Beautiful, confidant women who are attracted to me.

I spent 20 minuets today trying to remember the word 'Belgian'.

I need to take my brain in for a tune up.