Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe), page 3

@Ste1lar Alas, I do not have $1800 or dinosaurs fucking up my neighbourhood.

(nor would I want dinosaurs in my hood)

https://youtu.be/YcuOUBG0Fz0

@esheep I drink abut 3-4 litres a day so I don't die from sweating my ass off.

But thanks for worrying about me. :blobpats: :blobpats: :blobsnuggle: :blobsnuggle:

@Ste1lar No, it's a Jurassic Park reference.

@Ste1lar I keep one around in case of velociraptor attack.

THICC shotty at the beach.

#NSFW
#cuteposting
#girlsfrontline

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@esheep Very sweaty, doing lots of laundry.

I'm not sure if she is trying to seduce me or suffocate me.

#NSFW
#cuteposting
#girlsfrontline

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HEY ORANGE! DO YOU WANT TO FEEL LIKE A PILE OF SHIT?!?!?!?!?

no.

TOO FUCKING BAD!!!!!

I'm trying to not be a peice of shit, but it's getting harder by the day.

I need a hot air rework station that is:
1. not a pile of crap
2. under $300
3. doesn't need an external compressor.
4. Won't burn down my condo.

A big bore and thicc thighs. Auntie BAR has it going on!

#cuteposting
#girlsfrontline

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Uh, the shit I put up with.

#cuteposting
#girlsfrontline

Source: https://twitter.com/magus_night_/status/925284532953083905

THIS SPRING,

ONE ENBY

THREE MONITORS

AND A SHIT TON OF TEXT

AUTOMATICORANGE IN:

READ THE FUCKING MANUAL

"That dude is way too pale"
"He is either British or dead"

@TurboMoist A Ferret with a waifu.

I'm done with this anime shit. I'm gonna go back to being a hipster.

October 2020: somewhere in Northern Michigan.

After the runaway success of the first #niucamp. Resident pervert and certified crazy person AutomaticOrange offered to host a North American edition on a freshly acquainted missile base near the Leenawa peninsula.

Nobody was truly prepared for what happen next.

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:morning:

#cuteposting

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@kemonine What are those mini lights you are using. I need them in my life!