Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe), page 36

Today at work:
Me: I'll help you boss, I'm just a little murder-y right now.

Bosslady: thanks for letting me know you want to kill your co-workers and patrons.

Me: I won't actually kill anyone, it's just the 'spirit' of murdering people.

I get away with too much shit.

https://niu.moe/media/eAdWB0FfdjZhpX72xUA

This was stuck in my head all day.

https://youtu.be/duWTfl4MJ1c

Alice X Marisa is my favorite ship. And I want them to be my next tattoo. #CutePosting

Ok, I didn't know I needed Touhou Jazz in my life until now. https://youtu.be/Z-tR7wUKYWQ

@MightyBigCar I'm going to poison myself with laundry detergent. I'm going to poison myself with junk food.

@rikkiharu @kondziu @MightyBigCar

Would you cats be interested in more episodes of 'Orange eats things'? I have a few candidates lined up.

@PrismaticMurder I'm usually better about his stuff. But that day just wrecked me for some reason.
I appreciate the concern though. :blobpats:

Wake up, drink coffee, eat food, go on internet, see a cute doujin about a trans girl and her loving and accepting girlfriend being all cute and sweet, feel like shit, retreat to bed, hug pillow and cry, try to forget about being trans or desiring a partner, fail at that, eat food, go to work, drink more coffee, post huge run on sentence about feeling like shit.

We are 41 days into 2018: People are eating laundry detergent for YouTube views. Elon Musk released a $500 flamethrower and shot a car into space. I'm a grown ass woman who spent $400 on clothing for a doll. In two weeks I will be getting a tattoo of a girl for a video game series on my thigh.

The aristocrats.

Detroit: a frozen shithole with a shit economy, no mass transit and rather hostile towards cyclists.

Minneapolis: a frozen hellhole with a good economy, some mass transit, very cycling and gay friendly.

I guess it's time to go north.