Notices by No Agenda Quotes (noagendaquotes@noagendasocial.com), page 23

“He cannot believe that anyone doesn’t sit on the toilet with a phone because he does!” — @Johncdvorak #noagenda 974

“Within five years, everybody who has now been scandalized can be back on the air. Maybe not in the same position, but they can be working again. America loves a comeback story…” — @adam #noagenda 986

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@Johncdvorak: I also lied because I never heard your show
@adam: I almost wanted to stop the clip and say: you’re just so full of crap!
J: When you’re doing this sort of thing, you have to be full of crap to keep it moving!

“Now I know why people are willing to go compete in Olympic Games for no money. You’re getting laid like a crazy person over there! 100,000 condoms, that’s 14 per person…you only need one for the two of yas!” — @adam #noagenda 178

“I know how to spell phallus, it’s in my DNA!” — @adam #noagenda 986

#noagenda 986
@adam: We have new Skype so the experience should be fabulous
@Johncdvorak: No

#noagenda 984
@adam: It’s like The Night Before Christmas book, how can we have a show on Thanksgiving without you telling us the true nature of Thanksgiving?
@Johncdvorak: I’ll do the short version…it’s bullshit!

”You’re gonna get ripped off if they get in.
And then they sucker the public to take over their positions and the next thing you know, the thing crashes. That’s the oldest story in the book. I’ve seen it all my life!” — @Johncdvorak #noagenda 986

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@adam: I’m sure I’m going to be horrified by what I learn from Dr. Oz
@Johncdvorak: Yeah, you will be!

#noagenda 985
@adam: [Because we don’t have advertisers,] we can be free to speak our minds and deconstruct at will something…certainly, you could not do a deconstruction of big pharma and mass shootings.
@Johncdvorak: No, you’d be fired. Fired the next day!

“These are the same guys who, at the stoplight, will turn up their stereo to 10 to impress the chick next to him in the car.” — @adam #noagenda 986

“Mad Men should have to give all its Emmy’s back. The show was built on male misogyny and male stereotyped…” — @adam #noagenda 977

“The Super Bowl will start with jets flying overhead and military marching bands. It’s like: guns are great in America, as long as you don’t have them!” — @adam #noagenda 484