Notices by ranjit (ranjit@friend.camp)

Hey now, you're a big shot, you think you're so big
Well I'm Ozymandias and look what *I* did

All that's left there is sand
Only shooting stars light the land

Somebody once told me
There's a statue in the Gobi
That's mostly gone from over the knees
Visage lying in the sand
With a sneer of cold command
Cuz the sculptor knew how to please

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Empires falling and statues crumbling
Check out the words he left behind
On the statue in the desert that nobody can find:

NOFWORS (New Outgrabing Footpaths for Wabe-Oriented Raths)

Never gonna give you up for eight seconds
Never gonna let you down for two seconds
Never gonna run around and desert you for six seconds
Never gonna make you cry for two seconds
Never gonna say goodbye for eight seconds
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you for two seconds

MIster Hate Oogs!

https://www.multiquip.com/multiquip/MRH800GS.htm

Out to crush the oogs with Mister Hate Oogs

"VITAL UPDATE: my road runner porch-buddy used to run away if I wanted a pic but now when he catches a lizard he KNOCKS ON MY DOOR and then parades his catch around and poses, it’s amazing. Who’s a good boy! Mr Meepmeep! 😍"

a good story from over on the twitters
https://twitter.com/havi/status/1129900120302948352

That's the sound of the men
Workin' on the Markov chain gang
All day long the sound of the men work right hear them moanin' their
Live me water, I'm thir lives away
Then working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound byways
And wearing, wearing
That's the men working of the
Men working on the me watere
That's the sound byways
All day long the-ere
That's the sound of the men
Working on the highways so hard
Give men workingin'

For years & years I've been making beautiful pictures of locally-grown veggies on my desktop scanner. Finally got around to making a store to sell prints and goodies. Please buy prints and goodies so I can buy more veggies!

https://society6.com/farmtoscanner
30% OFF SALE TODAY (Friday) code JOLLY30

I met a traveler from an icy land
Who said—"Two dry and fleshless pits of plum
Lie in the dustbin... near them, on the floor,
Half stained with purple juice a napkin lies,
Whose tears and wrinkles tell
That its user well those plums enjoyed;
And on the napkin, these words appear:
I have eaten the plums
That were in the icebox;
Look on my works, ye Hungry, and despair!
Nothing beside remains."

I was thinking about making a bot from Fifty Shades of Grey but I got distracted by the holy shits, of which there are approximately fifty