Notices by babadook spinoza ☭ (joenelson@mastodon.social)

Oakland loves his sticks.

Just got a little high and then tried to figure out the rules of cricket. I was unsuccessful.

Good night.

Might fuck around and start using some technology.

Shoutout to my wonderful dog for keeping me company while I’m sick.

*me as a history teacher*

Today we’ll be talking about the Great Depression, or as I like to call it... the “Big Mood.”

Attached please find one (1) good boy.

Kinda wild how 100% of Mastodon users are Russian bots.

Wedding time motherfuckers! (It is hot and I’ve sweat.)

My friends, pleading with me: Joe, you can't just add "toot" to a well-known phrase and call it a toot.
Me, typing so fast my hands become invisible to the naked eye: "Hatoota matata!"

So @ConfusedImp says I’m not posting enough dog photos on here, so here you go.

God, a lot more people made the mistake of following me since I went to sleep. Time to lock them into that mistake with a follow-back.

GOOD MORNING.

Lookin at those toots

Pinned tweet —> Wet toot
Tweet thread —> Toot storm
Report tweet —> Smelt it
Shitposting —> Shitposting

I just now realized we call movies "movies" because they move, like "talkies." That's so fucking dumb and I'm embarrassed for all of us. Jesus.