Notices by 🇳🇴 Thor — backup account (thorthenorseman@octodon.social), page 110

@encarsia I think I pretty much individually remember the vast majority of my followers. I definitely remember you. Too unique to forget!

I've lost a lot of weight, but I'm still a fatty. I made a profile on a dating site anyway. The ladies are probably going to be running fast in the other direction, but eh, maybe there's someone out there crazy enough to take me as I am. Unlike an ordinary boyfriend, I'm going to look better and better with time since I've been losing weight for months. Wish me luck, lol.

Also, FLOSSHATT is how you yell TOP HAT in Norwegian.

Mastodon is full of WATERFALL software. FOSS is how you yell WATERFALL in Norwegian.

@bithive It's trained on dogs and peacocks, but what if it was trained on porn, and you applied it to pictures of dogs, peacocks, landscapes, etc...

@bithive No, I mean the other way around. *Train* it on porn and then apply it to innocuous stuff.

@skiant I'm waiting for it to move.

What would happen if you trained that "everything looks like dogs and peacocks" neural network on porn instead?

What would happen if you trained that "everything looks like dogs and peacocks" network on porn instead?

@nobody

@skumring But it's illegal to wear too little clothing in those countries too.

"If I wear nothing, I get arrested, and if I cover myself completely, I also get arrested. Why must this be so hard? Shit shit shit shit... O_O;;"

It's kind of fascinating that not wearing anything in public can get you arrested. It's literally illegal to go outside the way Mother Nature created you.

Yes, I prefer it that way too, but it's still crazy.

Octodon needs an octopus mammoth hybrid mascot if it doesn't already have one. Picture something that has tentacles, saberteeth and a trunk. Now take out the hentai girl you inserted in the middle of that... Perfect.

Like... What does a flatulence amplification system look like?

If you set out to boost an actual real-life toot, how would you go about doing that?

@bthall "Increased mass" is the next "vertically challenged".