Notices by 🇳🇴 Thor — backup account (thorthenorseman@octodon.social), page 51

Nobody's perfect.

Yeah, uh, hey, biochemists, geneticists, neurologists, can we do something about that?

@plausocks Hey, I also have that phone. We are soul mates now...

@pollenyi @Ricardus Please remove my name from the discussion. I'm not going to join in and getting hostile messages in my notifications is stressful because I keep thinking they are aimed at me.

@lufthans Years ago, but what prompted this was a joke I made up in another toot. I'll repeat it here for your enjoyment:
- What do you get if you multiply a tuba by 1.5?
- A threeba.

Whoever's been mailing bombs around to former US presidents today can't be very bright. Didn't they know that mail for VIPs is screened? Also, do they know that such bomb attacks don't really accomplish anything?

Then again, the Unabomber had a degree in mathematics and his bomb attacks were also a fool's errand.

They only make sense if you're very naive or insane, as far as I can tell.

All you people using corner holes, files, nibblers and hacksaws to make rectangular holes in metal plates are doing it wrong. The correct solution is simple: Use a rectangular drill bit.

All you people using drills, nibblers and hacksaws to make rectangular holes in metal plates are doing it wrong. The correct solution is simple: Use a rectangular drill bit.

It's a bit of a convoluted scenario, but the bombs *could* have been made by someone who wants to make Trump look bad by making his voters seem prone to acts of terrorism. I don't find it very likely, but it can't be ruled out.

I've seen enough bomb threats in the news that I don't even notice them anymore. The one thing that makes me raise an eyebrow in the case of the CNN/Obama/Clinton mail bombs is the fact that it was targeted toward people that Donald Trump hates.

@dr1ft Depends on who/what is doing the licking. 😆

@cronjager Oh, and you're at that age where you're not young, middle-aged or old, because "young" ends at 30, "middle-aged" begins at 40 and "old" begins at 60. For 10 years, you are simply an "adult". Of course, according to teenagers and single women (and/or the men they wish to date), 30 and above is "old".

@MightyPork You'd hate my code. I'd be a bit more specific, but it's not uncommon for me to iterate over an "items" array using "item" as the variable.

Being 35 feels the same as being 20, except you're no longer hip, children call you a "man" or a "woman", and referring to yourself as a "boy" or a "girl" began to feel weird as you got closer to 30. Also, your classmates are all married with children, and being single makes you the strange one. You also find yourself enjoying silence more than you used to, you're less emotional, and you don't constantly listen to music anymore. Despite all of this, you don't feel different on the inside.

@dr1ft Yes. Yes, it would. I have one question, though: What else can you kiss with than your lips? 🤔

@quad I can tell you're twenty. They didn't have Josefine when I was young enough to play those games. 🙂 (I'm 15 years older than twenty.)