I’m a forever 17 year old German Developer (Dev for you gaijins). I made Pleroma front and backend songs on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with Elixir every day, this superior language can cut clean through ActivityPub because it is optimized a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other language on earth. I earned my Elixir license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese beers and their dressing code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an developer for Sony or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 22-Feb-2018 20:17:31 EST
H. FaustI'm back from the real world. I went to a store to buy new socks and after passing a toy store I saw they had a value bin filled of new Star Wars toys. You know, get your own "Resistance Trooper" for only 1 USD! and your own miniature AT-ATs. Sadly there were not mini droids, probably all of them were bought by overweight Milwaukee residents.
@lain A friend once asked me to watch a video with her that she was going to display on her computer using Netflix. I declined, saying that Netflix was such a threat to freedom that I felt uncomfortable with legitimizing it in this way.
Rejecting streaming DRM is an ethical imperative because this streaming technology is intended to divide people and make them antisocial.
@lain @why The virgin Take-Out >Doesn't own a car >Has to sit on dirty tables >His food takes longer to be prepared >Prone to get his ass kicked if a brawl happens inside the restaurant >Mocked by others for eating alone
The Chad Car Banquette >Orders employee with an iron fist >Food is quickly prepared >Has a lot of space to engage in his gluttony >Has a successful Youtube channel >Can carry all his friends and Stacys around