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Today is Stallman's birthday, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus birthday. Happy birthday Richard. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1311373
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@lain Gomenasai, my name is Lain-Sama.
I’m a forever 17 year old German Developer (Dev for you gaijins). I made Pleroma front and backend songs on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with Elixir every day, this superior language can cut clean through ActivityPub because it is optimized a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other language on earth. I earned my Elixir license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese beers and their dressing code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an developer for Sony or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
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This is horrible and probably cursed https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1244742
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I'm back from the real world. I went to a store to buy new socks and after passing a toy store I saw they had a value bin filled of new Star Wars toys. You know, get your own "Resistance Trooper" for only 1 USD! and your own miniature AT-ATs. Sadly there were not mini droids, probably all of them were bought by overweight Milwaukee residents.
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"How does it feel to have lived long enough to see all of your favorite franchises go down in flames?" Damn Rich https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1202403
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Here's for you @lain and whoever wants a shitty sticker https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1216300
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@lain You need a sticker for Pleroma https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1216238 like this but that reads: "As Not Seen on Medium"
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https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1202512
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@lain A friend once asked me to watch a video with her that she was going to display on her computer using Netflix. I declined, saying that Netflix was such a threat to freedom that I felt uncomfortable with legitimizing it in this way.
Rejecting streaming DRM is an ethical imperative because this streaming technology is intended to divide people and make them antisocial.
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This is for you GNU/Social https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1197623
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@dokidoki Where we're going we don't need eyes to see https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1188223 #nsfw
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Idols Stand By Cryptocurrency After Major Theft Leaves Them Without Paychecks https://gs.smuglo.li/url/1163901
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GNOME strikes again https://blogs.gnome.org/tbernard/2018/01/26/csd-initiative/
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@lain @why
The virgin Take-Out
>Doesn't own a car
>Has to sit on dirty tables
>His food takes longer to be prepared
>Prone to get his ass kicked if a brawl happens inside the restaurant
>Mocked by others for eating alone
The Chad Car Banquette
>Orders employee with an iron fist
>Food is quickly prepared
>Has a lot of space to engage in his gluttony
>Has a successful Youtube channel
>Can carry all his friends and Stacys around
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https://gist.github.com/ErikAugust/724d4a969fb2c6ae1bbd7b2a9e3d4bb6
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@coolboymew You know what they say: Freedoms before hoes.
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@lain It's on pair with several philosophical axioms such as:
- Fun things are fun.
- People die if they are killed.
- Traps are gay.
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"A Christmas Carol" but retold as an harem Anime. "Scrooge, you will be visited by three spirits which you have to date to understand the meaning of Christmas"
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"I was feeling so good about my ability to do this then I screwed it up" - George Lucas
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What is "The Room" of anime?
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