Notices by luigi, but with a pilgrim hat (luigiesq@mastodon.social)

you:

the guy she tells you not to worry about:

me:

the goblin who steals any text that appears after a colon: another successful heist

One interesting thing I keep hearing from anti-vaxx people is a deep distrust of pharma and insurance companies and the profit-driven health care system. But somehow they never manage to square the circle to socialized medicine and it’s as infuriating as it is sad.

Hey YouTube. It's your boy TheDarkLogician here with an update. Some of you have been asking why I haven't been recording from my usual locale -- well, it's because my wife kicked me out of the house after I said "garbage in garbage out" during the birth of our son. Apparently WOMEN just can't understand some classic self-deprecating humor.

I continue to embody the “epic dumbass style” school of living

A comedy of errors in 4 parts:

Did the ultimate power move and suspended Eugen’s alt from .social

This is my instance now

I feel like cryptids is the Fediverse equivalent of a masquerade where people you know show up in weird disguises and you have to figure out who’s who

hoping we get a he-man remake in the vein of the new she-ra that's just super fucking gay

cancelled for saying the Œ̴̨̧̡̡̢̨̨̡̡̧̡̡̨̡̢̢̨̨̢̢̢̡̨̨̛̛͈̗̯̮̟͓͇̦͎̩̣̺̘̱͕͇̥̲̫̲̥̝̦̞̼͚̱̙̘͇͎̥̹̹̙̥̠͔̳̪͚̠̮̖͚̭̹̼̪̩͈̘̭̗̱̖̬̩̯͎̗̙͈̣̟̱̩͕̺̦̬̣̺̣̘͙̰̬̱̭̦̬̭̹͓̫̰̣̻͕͇̠̠̮͍̩̹̳̘̤͇̯̺͔̮̦͕̮͙̗͍͖̰̠̗̥̪̠̜̫̺͙͇̗͓̪͇̟̣̼̞͍̦͇̻̥̠̼͈̜̳̖̯͖̜̩̘̣̬͖̺̩̥̙̤͇̦̱̱͕̳̦̳̮͓̩̮͇͈̹̺̞͚̭̫͓̟͉͓̹̯̭͕̙̝̙̪͚̹̲̪͎̣̲̝͉̭͚̮̩̩̃͌́̋̇͗̅̈́̓̃̋̈́̐̇̓̀̎̏̇̈́͂͂̈́̔̐̋͒́̎͆̂͌̿̃̈́͛̅̓͒̍̋̊̈́̈́̽̄̅̀̔͘͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅ-word

ah fuck i forgot to make this funny. shit. goddammit im sorry. im sorry. fuck.

D&D Ideas:

Saxophone playing monk/bard multi-class with an outlaw background named Felonious Monk

[Hank Hill voice] I've seen things y’all wouldn't believe. Propane tanks on fire off the shoulder of the freeway. I watched sprinkler streams glitter in the dark near Boomhauer’s front gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like beer in rain. Time to bwaaaah.

Facts are actually very considerate of people’s feelings and, to be quite honest, they don’t appreciate others speaking on their behalf. If anything, YOU don’t care about FACTS’ feelings.

more and more potential employers are asking questions like “who let you in here?” and “how did you get past security?”

we as millennials need to be prepared for this changing landscape.

Dear Mastodon,

Here are a few 250-year-old dabbing porcelain figurines.