Notices by Henny Alfredo (em@cybre.space), page 2

they say a picture is worth more than a thousand words.

the average feature film is 110 minutes long, so at a standard 24fps that's 24*60*110=158,400 pictures. multiplying by a thousand we get 158,400,000, the worth of an average film.

now let's think of a random book, let's go with the bible. of course there are different versions, but the King James bible has 783,137 words. 158400000/783137 ≈ 202.

so at exactly 110 minutes, Disney's Ratatouille is 202 times as good as the bible.

don't 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a 👏 millennial 👏 if 👏 you're 👏 not 👏 even 👏 a 👏 thousand 👏 years 👏 old 👏

i only like cropped boomer memes now

the great thing about a good old double entendre is that everyone can get it

Super Smash Brothers Ultimate is the second time ever that Isabelle has appeared wielding a sword. The first time was the day she killed my father. Finally, I will have my revenge.

legendary item

when you're getting pumped for christmas but still don't wanna let go of halloween

so when you have twins, there's a good one and an evil one. we all know this. but what about triplets?

“You been hit, struck by booth.”

http://spudislander.tumblr.com/post/171232283031/every-second-beat-of-smooth-criminal-by-michael

these two are the embodiment of "be gay do crimes"

one time i told my dad that "squirrel" rhymes with "girl" and he got really mad

:heart_bi: boost to join the bi alliance :heart_bi: