Notices by The M-L Joker (2019) (tasnyx@mastodon.social)

much like the kids online "build walls in fortnite" i "build walls inside of myself to keep any vulnerability from coming out"

Me, talking loudly into a payphone while eating a pastrami on rye sandwich: yeah im on the up and up one of the girls who made the leftist twitter dating account where 37 year old leftist adjuncts are trying to find 23 year old girls to gaslight liked my post
Woman, on the phone: so did you want to pay the whole electric bill or just part of it

DOCTOR, GREETING ME AFTER I WAKE UP FROM A 20 YEAR COMA: Welcome sir, you've been in a coma for 20 years after you fell down 50 flights of stairs into a bomb factory. We've had to do massive prosthesis work on you to keep you alive
ME, LOOKING DOWN TO SEE THE LEFT HALF OF ME IS ALL METAL: Ah fuck this rules doesn't it?
DOCTOR, LOOKING AT HIS CLIPBOARD AND BACK TO ME: It extremely does sir

the reason why the jj abrams star wars are so fucking weird and bad is that abrams cant decide if he thinks rey and kylo ren are siblings or in a bizarre manipulative romantic relationship so he does both at the same time and It Is Not Good

was gonna make a long drawn out joke about the hatred i feel for myself but this picture is exactly how i have felt for a week