Notices by dankwraith KNZK FAREWELL TOUR (thatcosmonaut@knzk.me)

jk rowling (jeans donkey kong rowling)

companies: sure is weird how millennials dont care for stable employment

me: JUST FUCKING HIRE ME FULL TIME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

companies: yep, they just hate having long term jobs. sigh. nothing to be done i guess

this is a picture of Betty Jean Jennings (left) and Fran Bilas in front of the ENIAC computer.

alongside a team of four other women, they invented such minor programming concepts as "subroutines" and "recursive nesting"

(LAYPERSON'S NOTE: this is sarcasm. these techniques are fundamental to programming.)

this is Betty Holberton. she invented the concept of breakpoints for debugging. ever heard of her? you probably haven't, because our field sucks ass and constantly erases its own history.

tfw you remember that literally all programmers used to be women until men realized that it was actual intellectual work and ran them out of the field so that 17 year old shitheads could make posts on reddit about how man brains are genetically wired for programming

@JohnBrownJr

the virgin airplane:
- have to show up hours early
- crammed in seats like sardines
- energy inefficient
- flies through the air in a terrifying defiance of the will of God

the chad train:
- roll up to the station 15 minutes before departure like a boss
- can move around freely and stretch your legs any time you want
- low stress
- easy to enjoy the scenery as you travel
- moves along the ground as the LORD intended

I must not post my hot take.
Takes are the mind-killer.
Takes are the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my take.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the take has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.