Notices by Lynneoweenie​:coochified: (lynnesbian@deadinsi.de)

the english alphabet has 21 letters and also the greek alphabet has 23 letters right?
oh wait i forgot: U R A Q T π

any other community:
girl: my dick hurts
everyone: WHAT the FUCK
69 year old man: heh let's cyber

mastodon:
girl: my dick hurts
everyone: big fucking mood
69 year old man: jood (jean mood)

the people who call ubuntu "noobunto" and shit on people for using it are hilarious. it's great to discourage people when they're just beginning to learn how to use linux, or to attack people who've been using ubuntu for years for no other reason than "it's popular". such a great idea haha it's so funny

Earth™ version 2018-09-06 patch notes:

- Entering and immediately exiting a trampoline no longer stores a boosted jump
- Fixed an issue where TERFs could use human-only abilities
- Fixed a longstanding issue where people in photographs would occasionally be able to move
- Deleted the beta version of Austria that was hidden under the Marianas Trench
- Disabled keyboard controls for cars
- Bragging online about charity work correctly gives you negative karma
- Removed all references to Atlantis

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