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Notices by πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ (usblovedog@cybre.space)

  1. πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ (usblovedog@cybre.space)'s status on Friday, 18-Jan-2019 19:58:55 EST 🔌💘🐶 πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ

    If you don't usually CW that topic anyway, then post away. I don't generally CW my meta and subpings, since often the CW would make them more pointed than if I left them naked and ambiguous. I'm glad that #selfie is a common CW because they're boring as shit to look at.

    Just don't not CW something that you normally CW because it's totally important this time. It probably isn't and you'll lose followers without actually influencing anyone.

    In conversation Friday, 18-Jan-2019 19:58:55 EST from cybre.space permalink
  2. πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ (usblovedog@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Nov-2018 12:45:25 EST 🔌💘🐶 πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ

    <Appears as ARMANDO>

    In conversation Wednesday, 21-Nov-2018 12:45:25 EST from cybre.space permalink
  3. πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ (usblovedog@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Jul-2018 19:34:03 EDT 🔌💘🐶 πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ
    in reply to
    • bailey//rockruffβšͺ

    @ctrlaltdog Organized crime is crime because government doesn’t like competition. See also (on the libertarian side of this argument): theft.

    In conversation Tuesday, 10-Jul-2018 19:34:03 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  4. πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ (usblovedog@cybre.space)'s status on Saturday, 16-Jun-2018 17:57:55 EDT 🔌💘🐶 πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ
    in reply to
    • bailey//rockruffβšͺ

    @ctrlaltdog Ragdoll physics for cars

    In conversation Saturday, 16-Jun-2018 17:57:55 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  5. πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ (usblovedog@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Feb-2018 23:49:54 EST 🔌💘🐶 πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ

    Here's my #dicpic #dickpic. It's from 2012 or 2013, but my #dong is as #long as ever!
    https://twitter.com/USBhumpDog/status/685280903090683904

    Posting unlisted instead of followers-only because I suspect more non-followers would be interested in seeing my #penor than my actual followers.

    Using #hashtags anyway, even though they don't work for #unlisted toots.

    (the 2016 #toilet & post-#piss variant: https://twitter.com/USBhumpDog/status/687896283386753024)

    I'll upload the actual files here if you really want.

    #diqpiq #dickpick

    In conversation Tuesday, 06-Feb-2018 23:49:54 EST from cybre.space permalink
  6. πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ (usblovedog@cybre.space)'s status on Monday, 08-Jan-2018 14:27:09 EST 🔌💘🐶 πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ

    #Facebook leftish groups are nothing more than a permanent state of bad Masto discourse.

    Who’s treated worse: Black people, trans people, or the Palestinians? Find out on the next episode of who gives a shit this debate is useless and unproductive!!! Do asexuals count as the + in #GLBT+????

    Right wing nutjobs win elections because they’re smart enough not to cannibalize their movement until **after** the votes have been counted.

    In conversation Monday, 08-Jan-2018 14:27:09 EST from cybre.space permalink
  7. πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ (usblovedog@cybre.space)'s status on Saturday, 23-Dec-2017 11:55:30 EST 🔌💘🐶 πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ

    Karn Evil 9

    In conversation Saturday, 23-Dec-2017 11:55:30 EST from cybre.space permalink
  8. πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ (usblovedog@cybre.space)'s status on Saturday, 18-Nov-2017 12:34:34 EST 🔌💘🐶 πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ

    France France Revolution!

    In conversation Saturday, 18-Nov-2017 12:34:34 EST from cybre.space permalink
  9. πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ (usblovedog@cybre.space)'s status on Thursday, 19-Oct-2017 22:48:06 EDT 🔌💘🐶 πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ

    :mackerel: :loss: :swordfish: :update:

    In conversation Thursday, 19-Oct-2017 22:48:06 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  10. πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ (usblovedog@cybre.space)'s status on Friday, 06-Oct-2017 11:12:32 EDT 🔌💘🐶 πŸ”ŒπŸ’˜πŸΆ

    Who is your favorite #pony?
    React (πŸ‘) for #Rarity
    React (❀) for #Twilight
    React (πŸ˜‚) for #Pinkie Pie
    React (😱) for #RainbowDash
    React (😒) for #Applejack
    React (😠) for #Fluttershy

    ~ #Vote Now!!

    In conversation Friday, 06-Oct-2017 11:12:32 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  11. @Om* (atomjack@mastodon.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 05-Oct-2017 14:44:26 EDT @Om* @Om*

    counterclockwise dry...

    #seed #erodium #humidity #clockwise #wet #counterclockwise #dry #drilling #ground #screw #animatedgif

    In conversation Thursday, 05-Oct-2017 14:44:26 EDT from mastodon.cloud permalink Repeated by usblovedog
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