Notices by qDot (qdot@mastodon.social)

Watching people call out tech nerd culture is uplifting.

Watching tech nerd culture cancel itself is embarrassing.

Waiting for tech nerd culture to actually be fucking finally cancelled so we can move the fuck on is exhausting.

And I’m a fuckin’ white beardy dude saying this.

Me: “uh I need one of those ‘drunk octopus that wants to fight’ things for my wall”

Home Depot employee: “you what”

Today I awkwardly learned it’s a double robe hook.

Eagerly awaiting the meme generation growing up enough for products to be renamed.

Ugh. I will be receiving this article for the foreseeable future, and while I love yelling at people for sending me dumb shit, I have things to do. In an effort to save time, I present

ONE DEGREE OF TRANSLATIONAL FREEDOM DOES NOT A BLOWJOB MAKE

A THREAD

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/pa9nvv/the-blowjob-paper-scientists-processed-109-hours-of-oral-sex-to-develop-an-ai-that-sucks-dick-autoblow