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Notices by π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)

  1. π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Friday, 15-Nov-2019 09:33:01 EST 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š

    just thinking about photographs from before affection and physical contact between men became heavily socially stigmatized

    In conversation Friday, 15-Nov-2019 09:33:01 EST from cryptids.online permalink
  2. π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2019 01:03:36 EST 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š

    I hate it when I crack a geode and there's a note inside that lists the time, place, and method of my death

    In conversation Sunday, 10-Nov-2019 01:03:36 EST from cryptids.online permalink
  3. π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Thursday, 10-Oct-2019 19:52:33 EDT 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š

    wishing everyone a fulfilling holiday season

    In conversation Thursday, 10-Oct-2019 19:52:33 EDT from cryptids.online permalink
  4. π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Oct-2019 23:24:57 EDT 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š

    getting a lot of flak online for being photographed palling around with Prince Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf, Scourge of Carpathia,Β Sorrow of Moldavia (also known asΒ Vigo the Cruel,Β Vigo the Torturer,Β Vigo the Despised,Β and Vigo the Unholy) at a Milwaukee Brewers game

    In conversation Tuesday, 08-Oct-2019 23:24:57 EDT from cryptids.online permalink
  5. π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2019 13:06:19 EDT 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š

    tfw you're a Cuban greater funnel-eared bat and assumed extinct but really you've been evolving in complete isolation from other bats for 50 million years and then some scientists start bothering you

    In conversation Thursday, 12-Sep-2019 13:06:19 EDT from cryptids.online permalink
  6. π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 19:01:42 EDT 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š

    Kirby's physical texture most closely resembles a

    [ ] Balloon [ ] Peach [ ] Shark [ ] Dodgeball
    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 19:01:42 EDT from cryptids.online permalink
  7. π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Friday, 17-May-2019 14:47:16 EDT 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š

    receiving messages from the universe

    In conversation Friday, 17-May-2019 14:47:16 EDT from cryptids.online permalink
  8. π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2019 22:55:36 EDT 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š

    my buddy jared makes good art

    "Garf Devouring His Jon" (After Goya)

    https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/jareddraws/garf-devouring-his-jon/

    In conversation Tuesday, 12-Mar-2019 22:55:36 EDT from cryptids.online permalink
  9. π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Monday, 04-Feb-2019 01:47:37 EST 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š

    "I knew that monsters were far more gentle and more desirable than the monsters living inside β€˜nice people.’ Accepting that you are a monster gives you the leeway to not behave like one. When you deny being a monster, you behave like one.”

    ― GDT

    In conversation Monday, 04-Feb-2019 01:47:37 EST from cryptids.online permalink
  10. π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-2019 07:19:52 EST 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š

    KonMari Method: Keep only those things that speak to the heart, and discard items that no longer spark joy.

    Katamari Method: Roll your stuff up in a ball, put it in space

    In conversation Monday, 21-Jan-2019 07:19:52 EST from cryptids.online permalink
  11. π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2018 18:40:00 EST 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š

    I don't have any anti-virus software; my computer is protected by a cabal of powerful totems

    In conversation Wednesday, 19-Dec-2018 18:40:00 EST from cryptids.online permalink
  12. π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Sunday, 07-Oct-2018 18:42:07 EDT 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š

    "Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension."

    In conversation Sunday, 07-Oct-2018 18:42:07 EDT from cryptids.online permalink
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