Notices by Lord Guysbert de Fieri (inspectorcaracal@tootplanet.space), page 19

@aldersprig all I know that you've read and liked are Mercedes Lackey and that one sexist scifi author

@aldersprig actually if you don't want to commit to a whole 5k chapter for this you can pull up Over The Top or Leo's Anime Adventures to do the same

@aldersprig that is you thinking of me as a paragon of rational thought again 😉

@Alexis oh fuck me you meant arithmetic

i was like "what are you adding and subtracting to the variable x, though"

this is not sarcasm

you can tell when I'm feeling pleased with my progress on a coding project because I talk very enthusiastically about how terrible my work is

yeahhhh boy i am The Shit

tiest Coder

more experience means less time spent on the inevitable typo debugging

also being faster at looking shit up

what people think programming experience means:

you know how to do more things, better

what programming experience actually means:

you recognize a bug as being the result of a specific syntax error within only a few seconds because you've made that exact same syntax error several times before

@monorail for the record flareon is my precious flamefluff and my favorite eeveelution if you rule out eevee as not being evolved, it was exclusively a temperature pun

>.>

@monorail cool like flareon

@wigglytuffitout harp

hARP

@monorail @wigglytuffitout (I saw them once *actually playing the game* out in Crystal Oasis and it was the weirdest moment)

@monorail @wigglytuffitout it's at the point where I am like "oh hey! Plana Terra, my favorite troll, how are you doing" when I see them on map chat there lmfao

@monorail @wigglytuffitout personally I love watching a good troll work

there's this one troll on gw2 who I've run into a number of times in Lion's Arch going on about a full gamut of conspiracy theories who I am always delighted to see in map chat

@monorail @wigglytuffitout yeah nothing outs someone as Not Trolling nearly so quickly as saying "i'm just trolling" lmao

@gladdecease i suggest searching your house for any objects protruding at the height of the bruise

i am chilllyyyyy i should put on socks

@wigglytuffitout anyone can... but only the bravest *do*

@kato one of my OCs attempts to high five one of your OCs but Just Misses, almost falling over and doing the little one-foot-hop thing to regain balance