Notices by Lord Guysbert de Fieri (inspectorcaracal@tootplanet.space), page 6

hey @Alexis mall photo alert

@wigglytuffitout rich silicon valley assholes, check

why does everyone love circular avatars so much

who can i blame for this trend

@malkosh *applauds!!*

@b there was cheese on them!

people think i'm like this brilliant quick-minded intellectual and here i am, grinding salt onto my eggs and wondering why i don't see any pepper on them

for the record, i think this is hilarious, except for the side-effect of having to eat salty eggs

fried eggs with a side of salt

i oversalted my eggs because i thought i was holding the pepper grinder and was like "wow I don't see any pepper, nothing's coming out"

@b sweeeeeet

i still love the shit out of the phrase, "the canon sunk my ship"

@dmoonfire perfect thanks

@noelle excellent

hey can you edit the text of a patreon tier after people have picked it

@ben YEAH EXACTLY

it's happened to me a few times but i don't actually know why my brain jumped to it just now

Brains are Mysterious