Notices by :steely_walt:​💘:steely_don: (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)

bean juice and cum are the exact same substance, they’re just different colours and flavours. i bet bean juice can get you pregnant. why has no one tried this

@envgen if only they would invent a self-raising jem

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF DEBATE ONLINE. no right-thinking person goes onto online to find strangers to "debate" with. real people, ordinary, decent people, have only come online to view gifs of skeletons fucking