Notices by Silent Ice Cream (silenticecream@noagendasocial.com), page 12

If overthrowing capitalism affects my ability to obtain beer that’s enough reason for me to wear war paint, a kilt, and yell “ANHEUSER ACKBAR!!!”

“Its whitey’s fault! Its Christians’ fault! Its men’s fault!” -CNN, basically. http://money.cnn.com/2018/04/27/media/status-threat-diana-mutz-reliable-sources/index.html

Got new sheets for the bed. They are so nice it feels elitist.

@DrChris I think the actual charge is “aggravated indecent assault” because in Pennsylvania sexual assault implies actual intercourse which I don’t believe was alleged to have happened.

If some deal comes out of the Korean summit, that will be interesting.

Is it time to freak out about a Russian attack yet?

@OVDB Considering that most furries are hyper-lefty, this seems like a waste of time and effort.

Welp, there goes the next 20 years of peace down the drain.

I thought we were done with Syria. Did we not liberate enough oil yet?

Desperate contractor + my company = profit!

If ya see something, say something! http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018/04/03/youtube-shooting-nasim-aghdam-san-bruno-father/#.WsRR5PAHMRs.twitter

Why do I feel that this woman was a sacrificial pawn in a political chess game? http://twitter.com/b_judah/status/979408736149221376

Pro tip: always assume your professional criticism of someone else will get forwarded to the someone else.

My No Agenda sense is tingling. http://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article207016363.html

I’m a bit behind on NA so this may have been answered. These Austin package bombs cost money to make. Even a mass murderer has to have a payoff to spend money on their plan. What is the payoff besides dead people? Is that really enough for this person/s to justify the continued expense? Tin foil hat activate! Especially with the one blowing up at FedEx. PREPARE FOR REGISTRY TO SHIP ANYTHING, SLAVE! Maybe?

So it seems that after some playing around with the Robinhood app, my account is enabled to trade options. This could be fun.

@panda_monium That’s probably the best advice I’ve heard in a long time. I need to let it sink in for a bit but I’ll try and keep it in mind.

@panda_monium at this point I’ll settle for confidence and life coaching.