Notices by Silent Ice Cream (silenticecream@noagendasocial.com), page 14

@SpookyR BRILLIANT! HOW DO I BUY TULIP BULB TRIPLE LEVERAGED CDOs ON ROBINHOOD?

*opens new brokerage account* *buys some stuff*
5 minutes later: WHY AM I NOT RICH YET?

@skypage PSU problems also masquerade as many other issues. Definitely worth the extra money for quality.

Finally I got my last tax form so I can finish them when I get home today.

I have a mighty need for White Castle.

@yukiame Make them into boats and you have a flotilla of tortilla.

Yep definitely feeling dumb and goalless today.

@roko If you want to add some spice to the thought, think about the giant political divide of canister vs. upright. Then complain about the 1% Kirby elites for good measure.

@Dan_Ramos It’s hard to smoke through this tinfoil helmet.

@Dan_Ramos Decriminalize the drugs so people will do more drugs and be easier to control with their UN police forces invading like they are in Chicago. Makes perfect sense to me!

Someone should remix Bye Bye Birdie into Bye Bye Bitcoin.

@AdamAtSea @Dadud I used to like Leo but he changed a lot to become really petty and pedantic. And when he banned Dvorak that was the last straw with me. I only listen to Security Now because it is very little Leo talking and it’s the only show there that is useful to me.

YouTube channels under 1,000 subs or under 4,000 watch hours by the end of March will be ineligible for monetization. https://t.co/5KLb7VRXPE

Oh that’s really funny, universe. Have a dumb dog run out in the road and have me nearly run it over. Cut this crap out!

@YoVinnie I appreciate the gesture. :) I need to figure out what I want from life because I’m completely stuck in routine that feels comfy yet I feel chained to it. I’ve struggled with this kind of thing for years.

After yesterday’s insanity, today is mellow but not thoughtful. One of those days where it’s hard to think about anything at all. My thought capacity is at about 10%.