Notices by Aleums (Origin Forme) (aleums@knzk.me)

In a Zones Without People mood at the mall on a Sunday morning

What a great album cover

JUNIOR WEB DEVELOPER
Responsibilities:
- copy and paste CSS
- waste a bunch of time switching between two different templates until your boss finally decides on one
- write alt text
- contribute to an "agile" development team

Required experience:
- Master's degree in computer science
- 8+ years experience writing Python, C++ or R
- top secret security clearance

I am SCREAMING at these they're SO GOOD

The car of the future will come with a 50 page EULA that prevents you from modifying anything or fixing it yourself, sends the map of every trip you make back to the manufacturer, can't be resold, and won't be supported 5 years from the purchase.