Notices by silverwizard (silverwizard@friendica.obscuritus.ca), page 42

♲ @hostilemimosas@twitter.com: @Foone @HippyWizard how many of these could you cram into a 4U filled with mineral oil

♲ @ElisaInTime@twitter.com: Hey, guess how much having a baby costs

♲ @TrekCore@twitter.com: We have a name! STAR TREK: PICARD #CBSUpfront

♲ @TProphet@twitter.com: DO NOT RENT FROM @HERTZ. You literally risk jail if you do so: viewfromthewing.boardingarea.c…

♲ @ArthurAtkinson0@twitter.com: Okay then, Conservatives pay up for your share - which is 75%! C'mon asspants, cough it up, you owe us half a trillion dollars.

oh and a bit of advice Andy, if you think the federal public purse is anything like a credit card bill - you've just disqualified yourself.

♲ @RevDaniel@twitter.com: Ok kids about to meet with my Nuclear Medicine Technician to learn how I will be transformed through this radioactive pill into “Velocopastor: Scourge of Fundamentalism”

They *say* I’ll mainly experience a sore throat and dry mouth but I can see it in their eyes: fear.

♲ @suchnerve@twitter.com: the worst part of this abortion ban is how utterly unsurprising it is that we were right all along about the gop’s agenda, not “hysterical” or “obsessed with identity politics”

♲ @ReinH@twitter.com: TL;DR: The threshold for declaring an "incident" is almost always too high and the interpersonal risk incurred in doing so, even in "blameless" cultures, causes us to lose out on all sorts of opportunities to observe and learn from surprising system behaviors.

♲ @tjrobotham@twitter.com: @HippyWizard who among us hasn't adhered to the laws of a defunct legal jurisdiction simply because it WAS the law rather than articulated agreement with the law's rationale?

♲ @physorg_com@twitter.com: Bristol academic cracks Voynich code, solving century-old mystery of medieval text phys.org/news/2019-05-bristol-…

♲ @TinkerSec@twitter.com: Had so many CVEs to put into the vuln management program, it caused a buffer overflow.

Guess that’s a CVE in its own right.

♲ @KeithJGamble@twitter.com: Please comment with support for my 11-year-old daughter. She was removed from class and sent to the principal’s office for the rest of the day last Thursday for shouting, “Stop it, put your hands down now,” to a group of students giving the Nazi salute.

♲ @Green_Footballs@twitter.com: And now, your totally wrong headline of the day.

♲ @EricaFails@twitter.com: WHEN IS THIS OFFICIALLY A MONOPOLY

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♲ @mikeduncan@twitter.com: @attackerman I now realize I have to start an emo band just so I can have that be the title of our debut album.