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♲ @picdescbot@twitter.com: a bowl of fruit on a plate
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♲ @sortiecat@twitter.com: @HippyWizard Modern kernels provide a sorted /dev/urandom in the hardware accelerated /dev/zero character device.
♲ @angusm@twitter.com: Theresa May: Will I succeed in politics?
Delphic Oracle: You will become Prime Minister.
May: And?
Oracle: You will have many historic achievements. Under your leadership, MPs from both parties will put aside their differences and speak with a single voice.
May: I knew it!
♲ @DreddByDawn@twitter.com: I just can’t keep up with the news of how my province is going down the crapshoot, it’s like the Harris days all over again. Fuck every single human being who voted for Doug Ford
♲ @hoopylinz@twitter.com: “How did you break this; you’ve had it for like 5 minutes”
OH IM SORRY I THOUGHT U WANTED AN ENGINEER 🧯💨
♲ @walruslifestyle@octodon.social: @garbados it's also like
person: *dystopian idea*
tech person: oh that's kinda cool it'd be fun to build that
person: *utopian idea*
tech person: gold plated blue sky pipe dream. will never work.
♲ @akpoff@bsd.network: The interest on technical debt is paid out in frustration, long-hours, missed deadlines, and poor quality. And like all debt financing, compounds and if not paid off in a timely way, eventually destroys the debtor ... typically the developers, manifested as burnout.
♲ @UnvirtuousAbbey@twitter.com: We once had a guy call the church and ask for the "office girl" and I asked him if he was calling from 1953.
♲ @MagsVisaggs@twitter.com: sometimes i just think about how 9/11 broke the united states and there's an entire generation of college students who literally don't remember the country any other way and that terrifies me
♲ @matthew_d_green@twitter.com: So @SarahJamieLewis, @VTeagueAus and Olivier Periera have found a critical vulnerability in the @swisspost cryptographic voting system. In the worst case, it allows for massive and centralized election fraud. people.eng.unimelb.edu.au/vjte…
♲ @jpmens@twitter.com: “I deleted my gmail account, I’m trying this new thing called email. It’s like gmail but federated.” #quote
♲ @SarahTaber_bww@twitter.com: I don't I've quite articulated why I'm so critical of the tech industry.
Tech isn't just software anymore. They're coming for ag, food, & manufacturing- & they're bringing a negligent attitudes towards risk & safety that they learned in the cushy world of apps.
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