I have to go back inside in like five minutes but what I would rather do is climb a tree and stand on a sturdy high branch and yell, "holy shit work is so fucking boring"
If you are going to come into someone's mentions to tell them that a thing they like is Actually Mindless Consumerism And Also Terrorism or whatever, you should probably not act like this is definitely the first time they have heard your argument
Fun fact: each book scanned for the Internet Archive has a unique identifier, usually the title of the item, or its first 16 characters; the volume number, or 00 if there isn't one; and the first 4 characters of the author. So:
Good morning, I have just learned about the HumanCharger, a product that shoots sunlight into your ears to recharge your energy levels in only "a 12 minutes" per day, my favorite thing about it is that the image on the front page just shows people outside, in the sun, not using the product https://humancharger.com/
I saw a meme once that was about how if you don't eat your mac and cheese or whatever right from the pot, you're a "platecuck" and I think about it probably every time I cook dinner