Notices by triz (burgin@jorts.horse)

every so often i'll find something completely inscrutable in my google keep. today it was a note just saying "rocket spiders"

@jennie the best is wgen you have something serious to say but kermit voice comes out

throwing a kink reveal party where they cut into the cake and it's just vanilla and a bunch of off white balloons come out of nowhere and the bartender passes out vanilla milkshakes and everyone is kinda disappointed but they shake my hand or clap me on the back as they suddenly remember a thing they forgot to do

males_are_cancelled on instagram made a callout post of gangster popeye after they worked together on bottom text. please read this if you can stand to

https://docs.google.com/document/d/18i9C1vsSo8Pq5lLqiyuKXCOrg2aB8jVBIJEMJMXwO8I/edit?usp=drivesdk

"oh shit my thermostat got a virus that helped ddos a gamer and now my doorbell is turning me in to the police" said dirk chuggly as he cracked open an energy drink aerated with real nitrous oxide

"uhh my headphones need to connect to a special app to make them work good and i forgot to charge my cigarette" said the hero of a bullshit cyberpunk novel noone would ever read called the year 2019

just remembered apologizing to the bartender last night for "party rocking"

hmm what if we made a traditional dutch alcoholic beverage made from eggs, sugar, and brandy. just playing devil's advocaat here

boba fett is short for roberta fettuccine

hmm people are asking me to open my house to a group wanting to play a fad game from the nineteen nineties played with small cardboard or plastic discs but i'm sworn against it

i will never host pog

boost this and i'll give you a hacker/cyberpunk name based on my 0 knowledge of hacking or cyberpunk

here's the video i came out with on fb/insta/twitter lol (selfie, eye contact, video)