Notices by ionchy ✔ (nonphatic@cybre.space), page 2

Me, having to reluctantly take leadership in the various project groups I'm in: *sigh* why do I have to be the dom

A bot that posts Mastodon Facts about Mastodon the band, Mastodon the social network, and Mastodon the animal, but doesn't tell you which one each fact is about

So I'm on Chrome at work (never bothered to switch to Firefox) and... scrollbars are significantly more difficult to click on and I never realized how much I appreciated Firefox's unstyled scrollbars
However. I would still like styleable scrollbars on Firefox, plus an option to destyle them

GIMP stands for Get In My Pants

What's up with social media that sound like dermatological conditions
"I have pleroma"
"I have diaspora"
"I have vero"
"I have masto"
"I have tinder"

https://shittyninja.tumblr.com/post/160443908799/pineapples-except-pronounced-like-minneapolis

"The child will notify the parent when it dies"

"If the parent dies before the child, it has no parent to notify, so it becomes a zombie"

Someone didn't think these terms through when inventing processes

I don't have any laptop stickers :blob_pensive:
Well that's not true, I have a few laptop stickers but none of them are on my laptop because I'm terrified of laptop-sticker commitment

Oh my god there's a Haskell thinking emoji called :thunking: I love it
https://mastodon.mit.edu/system/custom_emojis/images/000/002/270/static/thunking2.png
https://cybre.space/media/f4QDBw3J-qzK1aK11ds



Rastacoricofallapamastodon

If one person does it, it's a shitpost
If two people do it, it's a meme and I must participate

kobold
koitalic
kounderline
konarrow
kostrong
koregular

I want a :heck: emoji but I haven't decided how I want a :heck: emoji to look

A factoid is a fact with a single associative binary operation and an identity element