Notices by Sunbeam Borb (teslasmoustache@sunbeam.city)

Like, this is essentially how a weekday is broken up if you have a full-time, 9-5 job. You only even get 5 hours of "what you will" because 2 hours are taken up by commuting to and from work, and an hour in the morning working up the will to not just say "fuck it I'm staying home." Or getting your kids ready for school. Or calling a mechanic, or a plumber, or an electrician, or a fucking dog-sitter because who knows wtf is going wrong in your life while you're wasting time working for some asshole?