Notices by boxing dank (dankwraith@monads.online)

blocking people is always justified

someone rudely comments on your selfie? block
terrible political takes? block
reminds you of your second grade bully? block
un-cwed content that makes you uncomfortable? block
dont like the cut of someones jib? block

block block block! you dont owe anyone anything on here! block their ass and never think about them again!

how the fuck can anyone with eyeballs and a brain in 2019 decide that its a good thing to become a cop

writing automated tests is pretty tedious but its not as tedious as not knowing if your shit works

using my birthday platform to say that its super rude to ask people to cw text posts and you should just filter stuff if it bothers you that much instead of essentially telling people to shut up

nerds: we have the biggest brains. the enlightenment was epic. rational science ftw

hume: reason is the slave of the passions

nerds: no no not like that

i have never been within several miles of post malone but i feel like i already know exactly what he smells like

because our society is fundamentally calviniist and stresses the moral virtue of work for its own sake so we need people to perform work in like, a theatrical sense more than a "doing things that are necessary" sense

thinking about maurissey, the maurey/morrissey crossover show

hmm, my predictive model that assumes the world is a set of probabilities that vary in neatly predictable ways from preexisting conditions doesnt seem to be working very well. oh well, i probably just need more data!

somebody just opened and ate a cold can of chef boyardee on the train and then left the can on the floor

even if you are young and have a healthy immune system, its responsible to get a flu shot because you could transmit the virus to someone its much more dangerous to. the flu kills a shit ton of people with compromised immune systems every year

cats are very good at nonverbal consent negotiation. for example, if they dont want to be touched, they will simply bite the shit out of your hand

weird how its inviolable human nature to act and think exactly as i do. what a coincidence!

metal is just deep fried electric blues

one of the weirdest things about american culture is that it is obsessed with an ostensible notion of personal responsibility but is utterly hostile to holding men accountable for taking advantage of others

when you are a crab general, every attack is a pincer attack

posting without honor or humanity

i guarantee you a lot more people would probably use alternatives to corporate software if we didnt have a culture of fucking nerds defending their sacred mountain of being the most boring and predictable people on the entire earth

fossbros be like it is everyones highest moral and sacred duty to use foss programs and then be like we cant rename a program that is named a literal ableist slur because blah blah blah THE SJWs blah blah blah people looking to be offended blah blah

injecting junk data into automated data collection systems is much more disruptive than blocking them