Notices by TheMugue (themugue@social.chinwag.org)

Therapist: and what do we say to people we don’t like

Me: here go some haterade, get your thirst quenched, style'd on 'em in this Burberry tr--

Therapist: no.

I don’t understand this fear mongering over Boris. I mean...it’s not Robert Mugabe, Bashar al-Assad...Charles Taylor, Muammar Gaddafi or Idi Amin.

The dude’s just a fucking buffoon and in a situation where there’s no better alternative, in a world where things could be much MUCH worse...you’ll all be just fine...and if not, you’ll be fine relative to countries (who have) experienc(ed/)ing widespread poverty, famine, civil wars and brutal dictatorships...so relax.

Never thought I’d relate to a vending machine so much

Can’t just call people Nazis, racist, rapists, homophobic, Islamophobic, etc just because they hurt your feelings...

These terms are almost meaningless...congratu-fucking-lations.

Me: Hi I’m a PhD candidate trying to put together a research budget. I’d like to know how much your annual institutional subscription costs because I need quite a lot of data.

Company: about $10 000

Me:

@tootapp guys...there’s literally a tooting elephant at the bottom of my screen when I send a toot 🐘🎶 I’m SO AMUSED 😄!!! HAAAAAAAA🙈

Mast is a beautifully created app that doesn’t always do what its supposed to, WHEN it’s supposed to so you just end up fumbling toots out that you didn’t mean to send yet or block random people cuz you kept pressing things for SOMETHING to happen.

So if anyone knows of a Mastodon app that works (and doesn’t look like vomit) please let me know. But I can’t keep bitching about this app any longer...my patience has run out. The developer isn’t of much help either...I want a refund 🤲🏾💰