Notices by snake boy 🐍 (snakeboy@godforsaken.website)

Yawning and accidentally drooling a little bit, but like in cool sexy way

Really starting to grow tired of my many bumbling goons, really wish I'd paid the extra for real quality henchmen

vigorously rubbing the carpet before i throw a punch for additional lightning damage

Today at work I have been told to flush a load of toilets to test them all. Finally, I've been training my whole life for this

The difficulty curve spikes way too early on these stairs imo. Bad game design

i may not have many skills but at least the skills i do have are practically useless

Let's hang out and get too stoned to talk

love leaving my upper lip until last when i shave so i could see what I'd look like as a sex offender

if you're ever about to be attacked by a linux user you can stop them in their tracks by simply asking them about linux, their nature will force them to explain it to you at length. It's like throwing seeds on the ground so a vampire has to count them all

Hey fediverse has anyone out there got any experience with fires and/or burning? My kitchen is currently engulfed in flames and from everything I've read that's generally a pretty bad thing. I really need some help or advice about this. I've been trying to inhale all the smoke myself to stop it ruining my furniture but there's just too much and it's actually pretty hot.
Boosts would be appreciated, this might be a long shot but I'm sure someone else out there has had this problem too.

When tv was more relevant and adults warned kids it would rot their brains not only were they right but most of them now also have rotted brains

Missed connection: looking for a local blonde woman who frequents the Tesco garage. You caught me sucking on your car exhaust when you left your motor running while you used the cash machine. Sorry I got so nervous I ran away but I'd love to get to know you better