Being a zoomer is cool because you have absolutely no recollection of 9/11 so the infinite imperialist crusade that followed has no apparent motive whatsoever beyond "we did it because we wanted to", which is probably much closer to the truth anyway
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🤡🕳️ (dayglochainsaw@cryptids.online)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Aug-2019 21:25:21 EDT 🤡🕳️ -
🤡🕳️ (dayglochainsaw@cryptids.online)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jul-2019 18:23:54 EDT 🤡🕳️ Medieval guy #1: okay so what do turtles look like
Medieval guy #2: well they live in the water
Medieval guy #1: so they're fish?
Medieval guy #2: yea. also they bite you. And they have legs
Medieval guy #1: haha weird. What else
Medieval guy #2: they have a shell
Medieval guy #1: like a snail shell?
Medieval guy #2: idk it's some sort of shell. And they can pull their head inside the shell.
Medieval guy #1: ok I think I got it. How's this look
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🤡🕳️ (dayglochainsaw@cryptids.online)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-2019 08:42:08 EDT 🤡🕳️ Did you know that news used to be good
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🤡🕳️ (dayglochainsaw@cryptids.online)'s status on Friday, 07-Jun-2019 09:13:09 EDT 🤡🕳️ Sex was invented in 1782 by John Sex, who mistakenly fell upon his wife while bathing and was subsequently excommunicated by the Catholic Church