Notices by Kyle Rankin (kyle@social.librem.one), page 4

Hey! Hackers disrespecting me?
Take 'em out.
You gotta keep 'em separated.
Hey! Pager's calling after me?
Prod is out.
You gotta keep 'em separated.
Hey, they don't pay no mind,
If they're not on a pager won't be working overtime.
Hey, come out and play.

By the time you hear the pager,
It's already too late,
Some untested code pushed to Ruby on Rails,
One server's wasted and your uptime's a waste.
It goes down the same as the thousands before,
No one is getting smarter,
No one's learning the score.
The neverending spree of hacks and simple mistakes
Is gonna tie your own rope tie your own rope tie your own.

Hey! Pager's calling after me?
Prod is out.
You gotta keep 'em separated.
Hey! Hackers disrespecting me?
Take 'em out.
You gotta keep 'em separated.
Hey, they don't pay no mind,
If they're from a different country won't be doing any time.
Hey, come out and play.

Here's to an amazing 25 year run @linuxjournal, cheers!

I'm so sorry to say it, but today @linuxjournal closed down for good. As you can imagine we are all so sad that this is the end. You can read my final goodbye here:
https://www.linuxjournal.com/content/linux-journal-ceases-publication-awkward-goodbye

I had accepted that machines will take over many jobs in the coming decades but tasting whisky? That's the last straw. https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/08/is-that-rare-whiskey-bottle-the-real-deal-this-artificial-tongue-can-make-the-call/